I remember this popular meme that was going around for a while that talked from a woman's perspective, saying something along the lines of "Of course I'm not a bone-thin supermodel, I'm a woman and I have curves."
Well, I've just invented one for men: "I'm a man. But I don't obsess over sports and beer. Who cares about the states of Michigan and Ohio having this stupid hatred toward each other over football games? And then, for the same reason, there's this stupid division between fans of Cincinnati and Cleveland?!?! I'm a man, and I like to read books and think heavily about what goes on. I certainly don't know everything, and I'm far from intelligent, but I have neurons and I'm not afraid to use them. Take THAT, Rick Perry, Larry The Cable Guy, and Pauly D!!!"
Ha! Ha! I am truly a dork...
Well, I've just invented one for men: "I'm a man. But I don't obsess over sports and beer. Who cares about the states of Michigan and Ohio having this stupid hatred toward each other over football games? And then, for the same reason, there's this stupid division between fans of Cincinnati and Cleveland?!?! I'm a man, and I like to read books and think heavily about what goes on. I certainly don't know everything, and I'm far from intelligent, but I have neurons and I'm not afraid to use them. Take THAT, Rick Perry, Larry The Cable Guy, and Pauly D!!!"
Ha! Ha! I am truly a dork...
babel:
I agree with you: fuck off categories!!
individualguy:
Hell yeah!!!