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there are times when i absolutely cannot stand my girlfriend. errrr!!! sometimes i just want out -a nice clean break. i feel like an animal trapped in a steel trap contemplating gnawing one of my limbs off to escape. what's a boy with a collection of masks to do?

speaking of animals. animals selling beer ala spike jonze

http://www.millerauditions.com/

the best post-apocalyptic food product every divined by human-kind (drum roll) fruit loops crispy treats. they're like rice crispy treats but with fruit loops. duh. i saw them for sale in a deli. primary colors on steriods, suspended in a marshmellow mortar. these things and roaches -the only post nuclear winter eating. mmmm.

sometimes it's very easy for me to covet other people's dreams. i start to think that these coveted dreams are my own or, in any case, better than my own. some people inherently possess an identity. i've know people who always wanted to be this or that since they were sever or eight. sure enough -this or that is what they become. i wanted to...
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elements of statistical mean for i spy a hipster: item 1: "at least one star tattoo"

suicide girls as stop motion animation

some titties are so sad .

a tattoo alone does not make a suicide girl. where have all the punk rock girls gone?

i read the following, and I quote, "sex psychologist dr. manfred demartino ...[claims] that the most common fantasies for women with IQs over 130 are sex with someone other than a current partner, group sex, acting out scenes from pornographic books and films, and exposing oneself." by a show of hands -how many genius women out there.

funny thing, no mention about what smart men...
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