sometimes it's very easy for me to covet other people's dreams. i start to think that these coveted dreams are my own or, in any case, better than my own. some people inherently possess an identity. i've know people who always wanted to be this or that since they were sever or eight. sure enough -this or that is what they become. i wanted to...
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indexcard:
has anyone ever done a study on what the average ratio of "nipple + areola" to breast is? i mean i think most people know when they see big areolas. but what is the actual ratio that puts it over the edge. sounds like a prime area to write a research grant for. "dear NIH, ..."
karma:
Fuck LA. I hate that place. No one walks anywhere. And if you say hi to a random strager, they make this look like they think your gonna try to take something from them.
elements of statistical mean for i spy a hipster: item 1: "at least one star tattoo"
suicide girls as stop motion animation
some titties are so sad 
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a tattoo alone does not make a suicide girl. where have all the punk rock girls gone? 
i read the following, and I quote, "sex psychologist dr. manfred demartino ...[claims] that the most common fantasies for women with IQs over 130 are sex with someone other than a current partner, group sex, acting out scenes from pornographic books and films, and exposing oneself." by a show of hands -how many genius women out there.
funny thing, no mention about what smart men...
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funny thing, no mention about what smart men...
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i'm off to LA for a mexican wrestling match. i'm entering my mask. feliz navidad.
oh and, fuck the cold. fuck the mta. fuck the twu. biyotches. you biyotches better have your strike shit figured out by the time i get back.
oh and, fuck the cold. fuck the mta. fuck the twu. biyotches. you biyotches better have your strike shit figured out by the time i get back.
petbot:
Happy holidays!
ugh. i can't believe i drank the whole thing. 
thiings are changing here. it seems like the site had more personalities before. it's beginning to feel more like buttman (or buttwoman) goes to budapest. after a while a boob is a boob is a boob. where are the characters? i'm going to give it until the end of Q1 2006. after that, i guess i'm out of here. not that i'll be missed. oh,...
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petbot:
It is pedestrian friendly. Anything untoward happens on the stage area, the booth areas are for anyone and everyone. Audience participation is encouraged, but not forced. The admission price is reduced for fetishwear or holiday gear (green and red, super festive) or for all black. Hope to see you there!
elliot, cummings and pynchon
my poetic forefathers
their legacy
an unbridgeable gap between my emotion and language
but still a desire
like icarus
to describe
one green night
it was the buzz and snap of the alcohol
the glass, it's natural pairing,so ridiculous
foreshadowing perhaps
the hunt is on
i wished
my head fogged by the ether, the wish would pass
i hoped
experience and...
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my poetic forefathers
their legacy
an unbridgeable gap between my emotion and language
but still a desire
like icarus
to describe
one green night
it was the buzz and snap of the alcohol
the glass, it's natural pairing,so ridiculous
foreshadowing perhaps
the hunt is on
i wished
my head fogged by the ether, the wish would pass
i hoped
experience and...
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fatality:
Thanks for posting that