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toothpickmoe:
No shit, huh? When are we going NYE shopping? 
manda:
Go checkout toothpickmoe's movie in his journal today. I can't seem to link his name.
I loved it.
I loved it.
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lizzi:
Stoopid with 2 o's and a 'biotch"? That sounds like a challenge rather than an invite! Saddle up partner....this'bout to get messy 
melladoree:
OH I hear there is a 24 hour flu that has many peolpe puking! I wonder if that was it?
OK!! You know what, people? I'm sick of planning and plotting and promising. I'm tired of being jealous of my husband. I am sick to death of my hurting back, and my chiropractor and my insurance and my pilates trainer. I will not allow my good nature to be trod upon any longer. I am buying a fucking desk chair. This fucker is rated as...
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kenyon:
i'm psyched to see your completed holiday setup, clashing ornaments and all.
and don't worry your pretty, i'm not leaving you! they'd have to boot me. and even then we know i'd simply emerge again under a new alias, who am i kidding.
and don't worry your pretty, i'm not leaving you! they'd have to boot me. and even then we know i'd simply emerge again under a new alias, who am i kidding.
smuffy:
what actor is the one you fantasize over the most?
recently for me it's been vince vaughn.
recently for me it's been vince vaughn.
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tangledupinblue:
you guys look very cute at the cha cha! Trick camera if it makes Moe look ok!
ZING!
ZING!
jayenh:
Would you and Mr. Toothpick like to join my brand new Trivia group? Please do and/or tell your friends.
I had the honor of shooting with my awesome photographer buddy early Sunday morning. I had this whole idea for a shoot that didn't pan out due to time, my laziness, and being totally hungover due to some shady liquor that morningstar poured down my throat against my will.
Anywho, got some great shots, and i need a new profile pic....so vote for your fave.......
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Anywho, got some great shots, and i need a new profile pic....so vote for your fave.......
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lizzi:
Takes one to know one sweetie! Oh, and I saw some samples and they are t3h s3x00rz!
buttonbutton:
Will do!
Let's hang out again soon!!!!
Let's hang out again soon!!!!
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radiofrank:
Like many others, I would be most interested in reading your article.
niccie:
nice to meet you last night. 
So I'm off to Sacramento for a few days to deal with my mom, my mother's mother, and my mother's mother motherfucking cancer. Big fun. A trip to my family's Dysfunction Junction is something I usually avoid, but this time I must go and face the dragons of NorCal, aka my aunt and grandma. Wish me luck.
Had a lovely but abbreviated evening with subrosa...
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radiofrank:
Have a safe trip, and I shall keep my fingers crossed on your mother's behalf. *hugs*
doctashock:
ok... now I got this image of you doing a striptease inmy head and that's probably not a good idea 
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tangus:
you offered to ship me Ben Sherman stuff!!
*undying love*
*undying love*
toothpickmoe:
It's a happy story, really.
Last night I had a dream that incorporated Reality Bites (saw it yesterday, cheers to early '90's nostalgia) National Treasure (With Nick Cage) and The Departed. I'm not sure where Nick fit in, but the Declaration of Independance played a major role. Draw your own conclusions:
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jonnytrrrash7:
conclusion: you may be crazy (i can't see your attachments)
lilviciousone:
Perhaps you fell asleep with the tv and radio on?
I know i should respond to all your comment and journals, but i think i'll just update.
Last week was difficult...Ahhh, Jury Duty. i got assigned to a child molestation trial, and convicted that motherfucker, or niece-fucker, on 6 counts of lewd and lasivious behaivior with a child under 14, 1 count aggravated sexual assault, 1 count showing porn to a kid, 1 count cocaine....
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Last week was difficult...Ahhh, Jury Duty. i got assigned to a child molestation trial, and convicted that motherfucker, or niece-fucker, on 6 counts of lewd and lasivious behaivior with a child under 14, 1 count aggravated sexual assault, 1 count showing porn to a kid, 1 count cocaine....
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toothpickmoe:
Johnny 5 was a nice replacement.
kenyon:
SHUT UP! I KNEW MY KEYBOARD WAS STUCK IN ALL CAPS FOR A GOOD REASON_ YOU ARE INDEED SO KNOCKING ON MY DOOR< AND I AM SOOO FLINGING THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN! 
