Me?
(bats eyes and makes the "you flatter me" hand gesture. which could also be construed as the "fey" gesture, but not, in fact, in this case)
1. I am the biggest nerd. Ever. Seriously. I was editor of my high school yearbook and my favorite hobby is reading. toothpickmoe once told my parents, in all sincerity, I like to learn.
2. I went to Air Academy High in Colorado Springs, Colorado, then The Theatre School of Depaul Univ in Chicago then i moved to LA. My folks and sister live in Montana. I am inordinately proud of these rather banal facts.
3. I am obsessed with the twenty or so pounds I need to lose, but can't seem to change enough to fix it. i hate the whole "it's a lifestyle" thing. My lifestyle is food and booze and smokes, thus...
4. I smoke and drink like a champ. I wish there were an olympic event.
5. I have a problem feeling guilt. Or rather, i don't feel guilty. On rare occassions, i wish i hadn't been caught, but that's about the extent of it.
6. For a long time, I cheated on every man i was ever in a relationship with. That ended about 4 years ago. Thank God. What a mess.
7. I never thought i would get married. I guess i was wrong.
8. I am totally fiscally irresponsible. I blame this on being a Leo and a lot of fun.
9. I worry that i will sell cosmetics for the rest of my life and never fulfill any of my artistic endeavors. This keeps me up at night.
10. I love sleeping. So, actually, nothing really keeps me up at night. I can sleep anywhere anytime...on cocaine in point of fact.
11. My friends are my heart, my soul, my raison d'etre. I love my ladies like i love shoes and luggage.
12. I love my man because i can put no words to him or to us. We defy gravity. LITERALLY. You should see it.
13. I wish i had been raised in a religion. I think i could be deeper, spiritually, and what fun is it to spurn organized religion when you've never been a part of it. I might also understand the middle east a little better.
14. I have eczema. My skin sucks. It is dry and itchy. When I stress out, it can even hospitalize me! Woo Hoo!
15. I am very competitive, but when pressed just a little I will immediately back down. Yes. I am like a poodle protecting it's yard.
16. i believe strongly in emotional extremes. Laughing til you pee and crying like Niagara Falls ARE the human experience.
17. I have a tendancy to think anything I say of importance should be followed with the statement: That may or may not be bullshit. I think I need counseling.
18. I think I need counseling. I've never done it. Some say that the theatre school was the same thing, but i would love to talk about just ME for 45 min a week. And I'm totally fucked up in ways I can't figure out.
19. That may or may not be bullshit.
20. I never thought i would write twenty things about myself on my boyfriend's porn site. Yes, before I truly understood SG I was VERY threatened. Then i saw a show in portland, and the softening started. I've turned into an SG advocate!!
So there ya go. I am witholding tags for the moment....but watchout they could come at anytime!
XOXO
k
(bats eyes and makes the "you flatter me" hand gesture. which could also be construed as the "fey" gesture, but not, in fact, in this case)
1. I am the biggest nerd. Ever. Seriously. I was editor of my high school yearbook and my favorite hobby is reading. toothpickmoe once told my parents, in all sincerity, I like to learn.
2. I went to Air Academy High in Colorado Springs, Colorado, then The Theatre School of Depaul Univ in Chicago then i moved to LA. My folks and sister live in Montana. I am inordinately proud of these rather banal facts.
3. I am obsessed with the twenty or so pounds I need to lose, but can't seem to change enough to fix it. i hate the whole "it's a lifestyle" thing. My lifestyle is food and booze and smokes, thus...
4. I smoke and drink like a champ. I wish there were an olympic event.
5. I have a problem feeling guilt. Or rather, i don't feel guilty. On rare occassions, i wish i hadn't been caught, but that's about the extent of it.
6. For a long time, I cheated on every man i was ever in a relationship with. That ended about 4 years ago. Thank God. What a mess.
7. I never thought i would get married. I guess i was wrong.
8. I am totally fiscally irresponsible. I blame this on being a Leo and a lot of fun.
9. I worry that i will sell cosmetics for the rest of my life and never fulfill any of my artistic endeavors. This keeps me up at night.
10. I love sleeping. So, actually, nothing really keeps me up at night. I can sleep anywhere anytime...on cocaine in point of fact.
11. My friends are my heart, my soul, my raison d'etre. I love my ladies like i love shoes and luggage.
12. I love my man because i can put no words to him or to us. We defy gravity. LITERALLY. You should see it.
13. I wish i had been raised in a religion. I think i could be deeper, spiritually, and what fun is it to spurn organized religion when you've never been a part of it. I might also understand the middle east a little better.
14. I have eczema. My skin sucks. It is dry and itchy. When I stress out, it can even hospitalize me! Woo Hoo!
15. I am very competitive, but when pressed just a little I will immediately back down. Yes. I am like a poodle protecting it's yard.
16. i believe strongly in emotional extremes. Laughing til you pee and crying like Niagara Falls ARE the human experience.
17. I have a tendancy to think anything I say of importance should be followed with the statement: That may or may not be bullshit. I think I need counseling.
18. I think I need counseling. I've never done it. Some say that the theatre school was the same thing, but i would love to talk about just ME for 45 min a week. And I'm totally fucked up in ways I can't figure out.
19. That may or may not be bullshit.
20. I never thought i would write twenty things about myself on my boyfriend's porn site. Yes, before I truly understood SG I was VERY threatened. Then i saw a show in portland, and the softening started. I've turned into an SG advocate!!
So there ya go. I am witholding tags for the moment....but watchout they could come at anytime!
XOXO
k
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if lisa gets kicked off tonight ill stop watching the show. eep.