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okay, i fucking hate this bullshit where every time someone mentions another SG member, they always have to say their SG name, like it's better or something. i think it sucks. you are all real people and you all have real names... just because you pay 4 dollars a month to wack off to tattooed boobies doesn't mean you have some impressive alter ago. you're...
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saida:
word em up Gmoney to the pirate above.... biggrin
n8urboy:
Sorry Ry, but all running shoes are ugly. It's the law. Super ugly. New Balance has lots of vegetarian running shoes. No telling where the glue came from, though.

You're a sweet potato maki.
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update, shmupdate.

so, i've been a lil busy this week. i might be a lil busier next week. i kinda have a lot of drawing to do. i had a guy come in tonight who wants an alien in chains yelling at the sky during a thunderstorm with a money sign and a heart in the clouds. and i actually have to draw that. DOUCHEBAG!...
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cheapart:
yeah. susty's.
i didnt think steph was calling me a mutherfucker. hahahahha.
wierd. so when do we move? white mountain is falling apart.
shitty.
oh, and when are you coming up to get tattooed? im ready. you need it?
wu-to-the- muthafuckin- TANG!!!!
(unicorn with a name today, 4oclock, youre jealous.)
yeah,
ARRR!!!
cheapart:
nobody likes you but me......

so ive been doing all that black and grey, right? well, the dudeguy bro getting it has not used any lotion yet..................................................needless to say, the grey cornflakes look dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.
so shitty.
and my dog, the little jerky one, peed all over the bed last night, and i dint see it, (it was dark) and i fully squished right in........
i may be suckie.
i am hungry.
i like to eat delicious food.
dont forget, next wednesday night is the vegan dinner you arent coming to again!!!!!
word,
yeah,
ARRR!!!
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so i'm home alone for a week. no work today due to the nor'easter. so i'm stuck here looking at naked people all day.

and also, i had stuffed artichokes last night. who had stuffed artichokes? I had stuffed artichokes. and you didn't. i don't mean to pee on anyone's parade or make your post about your best day ever seem negligent... but the truth...
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cheapart:
buddy!!!!
when do we move?!?!?!?!?!
my drunk boss is trying to replace the dreadlocked drug addict asshole with a skinhead drug addict asshole. i guess it makes sense, since its easier to get drugs when you employ a drug addict asshole!!!!!!!!
yeah. im ready. and we're growing some veggies from seed as we speak. and im busy tattooing somehow up here in the woods.
i dont get it.
lets go!
cmon, though, for real!!!!!
yeah,
ARRR!!!
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this probably should have been posted as soon as i got back from tour, but i forgot about it until now...

after spending 3 weeks only in vans and clubs, and therefore only ever breathing freeway smog and cigarette smoke, i've decided that EVERYONE WHO SMOKES CIGARETTES IS A TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT. seriously. almost all of my clothes smell like total shit, and i'm seriously...
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jeslynjames:
Quite the compliment sir, I thank you.

And I'd have to agree that smoking has to be the dumbest shit ever. I don't touch any drugs, but if I did I sure as fuck wouldn't choose one that doesn't fuck me up. All negatives + no getting high = you're a moron.
n8urboy:
Some people obviously just don't have the mental capacity to grow out of that middle school phase in which smoking means you're cool and more grown up.
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so i'm home now. not that it makes any difference to any of you fuckers.

for the record, i don't ever really want to tour again. it sucks. yeah, there was some nice weather. yeah, i saw some fun/funny things. but in all reality, it's not really travelling when you have to be in a different city every day, and be in a van for...
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cheapart:
welcome home!!!!

now get those fingers ready, son!!!!!

word up, and wu-TANG!!
happy black history month.......
cheapart:
buddy!!!!!!
so now your old lady is leaving?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
fate hates your weiner. hahahahah.
at least you get to watch your suckie shit dog, though, right?
yeah, thats lame.
but at least you're home, in cold lonely new hampshire.
you should come down to hottlanta with me for the art show next week. fuck that little dog.
word.
ARRR!!!
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hey, team... i'm in atlanta right now, at emory university. we're playing here tonight, so we're just hangin out here all day.

we just sat in on a meditation class here and it was hilarious. now i'm all relaxed and shit, even though i probably only slept like an hour since we drove 10 hours last night. wacky stuff.

so yeah. home in 3 days....
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dollfacepunk:
don't pretend like you don't miss me and my doritos...
clintron:
so I hear through the grapevine that you're back. How does it feel going from snow to warm to snow again?
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hey team, i'm in riverside, cali right now.... (that like half an hour east of LA).

aaaaand that's all. i just figured i'd let you know. now i'm goign to bed.


oh yeah and it's 75 degrees here. fuck you new hampshire. which reminds me... someone let me tattoo a huge abominable snowman on them. i'll do it for almost free.
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james:
the 31st of january or Feb?? I NEED to go!!!!!!!! and it would be nice for you to see a familiar face, so let me know...
stina:
dear ry...
i didnt clean the room yet cuz i was too tired and too many people keep coming over to distract me.. sorry frown
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word, i'm in denver right now. it is a beautiful day. and i actually managed to sell a flash set, and there's still a bunch more shops around here to go to.

so yeah. it's 2:30 and we don't have to be there until 8. so i have the rest of the day to hang out with denver.

later kiddies.

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dollfacepunk:
yeah! 10 hour boner! and doritos! so there...i take it back...i didn't really mean the doritos part...i'm sorry
cheapart:
BONERS! dude, seriously, though. i have been talking to every person who comes into the shop about ferocious furious anal armageddon. i am gonna get fired. that is awesome.
.....and im not just talikng about fingers in the butt, im hoping you go full sausage in all natural casing too. jeez, how about a little more faith in me, people.........
ARRR!!!
yeah.
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okay, so i'm in buffalo NY right now. so that means we ARE on tour. we play pittsburgh tonight and michigan tomorrow, i think. last night was hilarious... since we don't really have a singer, we made some kid in the crowd who knew all the words sing for us. it was hilarious, i think we have it on tape. and i think he's coming...
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anishka:
I am going to eat your children! MUAHAHA! kiss
stina:
i saw on teh news that its snowing in michigan.. i hope you left and are driving safely.. smile XO miss ya
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okay. this whole tour is getting more and more fucked up. we were supposed to play poughkeepsie, ny tonight. but because of the weather and some other traffic issues, we didn't end up going (the show was cancelled anyway). that wasn't to big a deal, we figured we'll just leave tomorrow considering tomorrow's show is in albany.

but NOW, ryan (the singer) has backed out...
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clintron:
and Ryan always seemed like such a nice young man...
I hope it all works out. If I'm able to get my lazy butt out of bed, perhaps I'll go see you guys upon your triumphant return to New England.
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so i was supposed to be in virginia right now. but i guess the van rental place (enterprise) fucked brian over and wouldn't let him rent a van,... supposedly because brian had no insurance and no major credit card. but when he reserved the van, he basically yelled at them "I HAVE NO INSURANCE AND NO CREDIT CARD WHATSOEVER," and they were like "yeah, that's...
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cheapart:
buddy,
hopefully that beard is in full effect. that way, youll have a very manly, warm face, while youre stuck here.
sucks about yer van dilemma. the brakes on mine failed the other day, and we all almost died. for real.
and my gloves to niceness ratio is in the red. waaaaay in the red.
no makin nature for me this week. thanks kids.
dollfacepunk:
everyone should have written in oprah for president...then we'd all have ipods
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so yeah. my flash should be done pretty soon. i kinda hate it already. but hopefully someone will actually pay for it so i can not starve on tour.

i slammed into my neighbor's bumper last night and cracked it all up. i was backing up to pull into my driveway. i am such a dumbass. all i do is ruin stuff and find ways...
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brookelynne:
I hate winter too, it's like a ghost town here.
alkaholic23:
do you have any pictures of the tattoo work you've done?