So I just got a $3000 scholarship from Pepsi, but I'm a little hesitant to accept it. I keep thinking they'll ask me to be one of those street marketers that sit around busy, youth filled hangouts having fictitious cell phone calls with my non existant friends, energetically telling them how good the latest pepsi product I just tried was. I can always hope. If I take it I guess I can say that I am actually the choice of the next generation-and really how many non-soda's can say that. I wonder if that'll help me with the ladies? kidding. and I hope I didn't need to say that