whoroscope.
libra:
that friend of yours is not trying to get into your pants. get nutty, attempt to lick your own nipples. love is not important for fucking, as you may know.
scorpio:
no one digs yr dutch oven fetish. confusion will lessen about cunnilingus.
sagittarius:
if you really think you're tough, have sex in a public place this week. or even decade. then tell me about it.
capricorn:
anal sex is perfectly natural, though no one's asshole is radiant all the time. not everyone will mind if you don't try.
aquarius:
time to stop looking so stupid while you're getting laid. relax, stop clenching certain muscles & try closing that slacked jaw. do not re-use condom.
pisces:
it's okay to be shy. remember the key to a man's heart is cockmastering.
aries:
keep in mind not everyone has considered wound-fucking. you did the right thing.
taurus:
have you ever recorded the sounds of you doing it? please change the message on your answering machine.
gemini:
gung-ho can be applied in the bedroom. precision & accuracy a must.
cancer:
you can't handle rough sex. visit a petting zoo.
leo:
a lovely pisces makes you pitch a tent at meeting. think of it as a jelly donut.
virgo:
don't show tit then put on an old moldy sweater. smoke a joint naked while listening to hendrix.
libra:
that friend of yours is not trying to get into your pants. get nutty, attempt to lick your own nipples. love is not important for fucking, as you may know.
scorpio:
no one digs yr dutch oven fetish. confusion will lessen about cunnilingus.
sagittarius:
if you really think you're tough, have sex in a public place this week. or even decade. then tell me about it.
capricorn:
anal sex is perfectly natural, though no one's asshole is radiant all the time. not everyone will mind if you don't try.
aquarius:
time to stop looking so stupid while you're getting laid. relax, stop clenching certain muscles & try closing that slacked jaw. do not re-use condom.
pisces:
it's okay to be shy. remember the key to a man's heart is cockmastering.
aries:
keep in mind not everyone has considered wound-fucking. you did the right thing.
taurus:
have you ever recorded the sounds of you doing it? please change the message on your answering machine.
gemini:
gung-ho can be applied in the bedroom. precision & accuracy a must.
cancer:
you can't handle rough sex. visit a petting zoo.
leo:
a lovely pisces makes you pitch a tent at meeting. think of it as a jelly donut.
virgo:
don't show tit then put on an old moldy sweater. smoke a joint naked while listening to hendrix.
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meaney:
ahhh... a woman after what's left of my heart...
sebast:
J'ai pas vraiment compris ta phrase ...mais je peut..tk je crois comprendre les grandes lignes
