Dude. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with girls my age?! Since Junior High, I haven't had one girlfriend tried and true who wasn't a devious slutty cunt or just plain crazy.
Exhibit A, my personal track record with close girlfriends:
1997 Girlfriend "T": Sleeps with my ex boyfriend as we were in the process of reconciling, after I find out and write both of them off, they elope.
1999 Girlfriend "C": After sleeping with so many guys she can't go to a bar anywhere in the Phoenix Metro Area without being in the same room as at least 3 dudes she's at one point had a one night stand with, she relocates to Boulder, CO. I'm not joking.
2001 Girlfriend "D" (and roommate): Becomes jealous of me because I have a steady boyfriend, and since she's 30, has a scorching case of herpes, and a horrible track record with men because of said herpes, one night goes on a crazed rampage and tries to beat my bedroom door down so she can kill me because she thinks I have a tee-shirt that belongs to her. I moved out the next morning and haven't spoken to her since.
2002 Girlfriend "T2": All the while sleeping with her boss (who's 40 years her senior), her drug dealer, some guy she met at a bar, and her supposed "boyfriend", decides she's not having enough sex and invites my boyfriend over to bang her one night after he dropped me off at my house. Rad.
2003 Girlfriend "A": After telling me my boyfriend kissed her in our hallway one night when we were all drunk and I was outside smoking a cigarette, it becomes the catalyst for our long awaited break-up. I move out from my apartement with my boyfriend, but we continue to see eachother with the intent to work things out. Girlfriend "A" and I seem to become close friends, until one day she just completely disappears- blows off plans we had, doesn't answer my calls, etc. A week later I find out she's been seeing my boyfriend. She publicly denies the accusation, then a few months later moves in with him. Nice girl (I would make a comment about the guy, but see above about how this post is about "devious slutty cunts or just plain crazy" girls).
2004 Girlfriend "K": Invites me on an overnight trip to Sedona with a group of other mutual friends, however I was the odd man out going uncoupled. She spends the night on the balcony of the hotel with another girl smoking cigarettes and drinking while I stayed inside with everyone else talking, and singing songs while her boyfriend, "M" played accoustic guitar (I had just quit smoking and it was winter time, and I didn't want to sit outside and freeze my ass off). After she's become completely intoxicated, she came back in and screamed all night long about how I'm not her friend, and I just want to fuck her boyfriend. Nevermind the fact that I spent most of the night on my cell phone talking to my boyfriend, who couldn't come with us because he was working.
2005 Girlfriend "D2": After only a week of hanging out with her she tells me horror stories about how her boyfriend beats the shit out of her when they argue (she's even missing the tip of her index finger because it came off when he slammed her hand in a door). After a friend of mine sees her boyfriend at a bar with a girl he works with making out and leaving together on a night while she's at work and tells her about it, she decides to stay with him because "she loves him so much." I decided I haven't known her long enough to listen to anymore crap and stop calling and hanging out with her all together.
2005 Girlfriend "C2": I introduce her to my guyfriend "M" one night and the three of us all hang out casually. She decides she likes him and wants to date him, but he's not interested and has a girlfriend. The next time they see eachother is at my birthday party and "M" brings his girlfriend. After I leave the party, as a friendly gesture, "M" invites "C" and her sister to another bar with his girlfriend and their other friends. Out of jealousy and possibly just plain craziness "C" spends the rest of the night saying really rude things to "M's" girlfriend and her friends, then later tells me some story about how "M" put the moves on her that night and other weird shit. I also found out she contracted an STD from some guy, but went back and accused a couple of other guys of giving it to her to make their lives miserable just because they blew her off, even though she knew they didn't give it to her. I also at one point had talked her out of a plan she had to tell a guy that blew her off that he had gotten her pregnant- even though she wasn't, just so he would still have to talk to her. Can you say WHACKADOO....
Seriously what is wrong with these girls?! Why are they like this? It is just my poor judgement or are most girls my age completely without sanity, morals, integrity and self respect? I don't have the same problem with any of my male friends, in fact the only friends I have, tried and true that I could call no matter what time of day or night for any reason and would be there for me in an instant are dudes- and no, they don't want to sleep with me. Granted there's only two of them, but I have those two friends none the less. I just have to wonder why that same loyalty doesn't exist with the women I've met.
Exhibit A, my personal track record with close girlfriends:
1997 Girlfriend "T": Sleeps with my ex boyfriend as we were in the process of reconciling, after I find out and write both of them off, they elope.
1999 Girlfriend "C": After sleeping with so many guys she can't go to a bar anywhere in the Phoenix Metro Area without being in the same room as at least 3 dudes she's at one point had a one night stand with, she relocates to Boulder, CO. I'm not joking.
2001 Girlfriend "D" (and roommate): Becomes jealous of me because I have a steady boyfriend, and since she's 30, has a scorching case of herpes, and a horrible track record with men because of said herpes, one night goes on a crazed rampage and tries to beat my bedroom door down so she can kill me because she thinks I have a tee-shirt that belongs to her. I moved out the next morning and haven't spoken to her since.
2002 Girlfriend "T2": All the while sleeping with her boss (who's 40 years her senior), her drug dealer, some guy she met at a bar, and her supposed "boyfriend", decides she's not having enough sex and invites my boyfriend over to bang her one night after he dropped me off at my house. Rad.
2003 Girlfriend "A": After telling me my boyfriend kissed her in our hallway one night when we were all drunk and I was outside smoking a cigarette, it becomes the catalyst for our long awaited break-up. I move out from my apartement with my boyfriend, but we continue to see eachother with the intent to work things out. Girlfriend "A" and I seem to become close friends, until one day she just completely disappears- blows off plans we had, doesn't answer my calls, etc. A week later I find out she's been seeing my boyfriend. She publicly denies the accusation, then a few months later moves in with him. Nice girl (I would make a comment about the guy, but see above about how this post is about "devious slutty cunts or just plain crazy" girls).
2004 Girlfriend "K": Invites me on an overnight trip to Sedona with a group of other mutual friends, however I was the odd man out going uncoupled. She spends the night on the balcony of the hotel with another girl smoking cigarettes and drinking while I stayed inside with everyone else talking, and singing songs while her boyfriend, "M" played accoustic guitar (I had just quit smoking and it was winter time, and I didn't want to sit outside and freeze my ass off). After she's become completely intoxicated, she came back in and screamed all night long about how I'm not her friend, and I just want to fuck her boyfriend. Nevermind the fact that I spent most of the night on my cell phone talking to my boyfriend, who couldn't come with us because he was working.
2005 Girlfriend "D2": After only a week of hanging out with her she tells me horror stories about how her boyfriend beats the shit out of her when they argue (she's even missing the tip of her index finger because it came off when he slammed her hand in a door). After a friend of mine sees her boyfriend at a bar with a girl he works with making out and leaving together on a night while she's at work and tells her about it, she decides to stay with him because "she loves him so much." I decided I haven't known her long enough to listen to anymore crap and stop calling and hanging out with her all together.
2005 Girlfriend "C2": I introduce her to my guyfriend "M" one night and the three of us all hang out casually. She decides she likes him and wants to date him, but he's not interested and has a girlfriend. The next time they see eachother is at my birthday party and "M" brings his girlfriend. After I leave the party, as a friendly gesture, "M" invites "C" and her sister to another bar with his girlfriend and their other friends. Out of jealousy and possibly just plain craziness "C" spends the rest of the night saying really rude things to "M's" girlfriend and her friends, then later tells me some story about how "M" put the moves on her that night and other weird shit. I also found out she contracted an STD from some guy, but went back and accused a couple of other guys of giving it to her to make their lives miserable just because they blew her off, even though she knew they didn't give it to her. I also at one point had talked her out of a plan she had to tell a guy that blew her off that he had gotten her pregnant- even though she wasn't, just so he would still have to talk to her. Can you say WHACKADOO....
Seriously what is wrong with these girls?! Why are they like this? It is just my poor judgement or are most girls my age completely without sanity, morals, integrity and self respect? I don't have the same problem with any of my male friends, in fact the only friends I have, tried and true that I could call no matter what time of day or night for any reason and would be there for me in an instant are dudes- and no, they don't want to sleep with me. Granted there's only two of them, but I have those two friends none the less. I just have to wonder why that same loyalty doesn't exist with the women I've met.
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egon:
they're crazy because it's so fucking hot in phoenix
spankenstein:
Happy Christmas.