Ok, first of all, I'm glad I went to the SGDetroit CD exchange party, and thanks for everyone that gave me one of their extra cds 
.. I had fun meeting even more SG people, and asking many of them if I could stick my finger up their ass (hey, don't blame me, it was all RedViolet's idea.).. Sadly though, I had to leave fairly early and go to work, which really really really sucked.
If I didn't ask you already, or even if I did, would you let me stick my finger up your ass?
<rant>
First of all, let me give every guy out there the following piece of advice.
Any girl that works in a restaurant, or a bar, or in some other public service related profession, if she is cute, will have been hit on and asked out more times than it's even possible for you to believe. Often by drunk guys. That means, if you are drunk, expecially, but even if you are not, you should not hit on her, unless you really want to piss her off. Assume that she has already been asked out by someone funnier, cuter, richer, smarter, or just generally cooler than you. This goes double if you are over the age of 50. Especially, PLEASE try and refrain from stupid lines when she asks you the questions she has to ask.
EG,
Waitress " What would you like to order? "
Dumbass "You, naked in my bed " (Or variations on a theme).
Saying this instantly lowers her opinion of you to somewhere below gutter level. It's stupid, it's annoying, it's not funny, and a thousand other guys have already said the same thing.
I think I'm burning out on the whole serving food to drunks thing. People are so rude and obnoxious, I really want to just fucking scream at them to behave like human beings. Seriously. Tonight was a really bad night. Not only did I have to leave a party I was having a lot of fun at, but then I had so many stupid assholes come in that I felt like killing all of them. Homicidal mania, here we come.
Stupid people note, too.. When there's a cop car sitting in the parking lot of a restaurant, it's really not a good idea to get out of your truck, drunk, in full sight of the restaurant and two spaces away from said cop car, and start putting your clothes on. Seriously. Have you no shame? There are times and places for public nudity, but in front of a cop is NOT USUALLY ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
< /rant >
So, anyone got any ideas on what I should do for a job, given that I don't think I can handle burning up every weekend dealing with assholes anymore.. despite the fact that I make good money.
I'd rather have a life and be able to sleep like normal people do..
I posess the following skills..
Charm and charisma :p
Gift for words, math, computers (though I don't program much)
Ability to manipulate people scarily well when I try.
Knowledge of science, physics mostly..
Ability to play any musical instrument I pick up, esp, French horn, piano, violin and voice..
Years of experience in restaurants.
Typing of around 80wpm +
All those lame office and photoshop type skills.. basic programming, graphic design stuff, drawing.. uh. random crap like that.. HTML, perl, php, fortran 90 (oldsckool baby).. serverside scripting shit..
Ability to learn anything I put my damn mind to.
Minuses - lack of motivation if the job doesn't interest me at all or keep me entertained.. also, didn't finish my physics degree, only got 2 years through before I dropped out and moved to america.
.. I had fun meeting even more SG people, and asking many of them if I could stick my finger up their ass (hey, don't blame me, it was all RedViolet's idea.).. Sadly though, I had to leave fairly early and go to work, which really really really sucked.
If I didn't ask you already, or even if I did, would you let me stick my finger up your ass?
<rant>
First of all, let me give every guy out there the following piece of advice.
Any girl that works in a restaurant, or a bar, or in some other public service related profession, if she is cute, will have been hit on and asked out more times than it's even possible for you to believe. Often by drunk guys. That means, if you are drunk, expecially, but even if you are not, you should not hit on her, unless you really want to piss her off. Assume that she has already been asked out by someone funnier, cuter, richer, smarter, or just generally cooler than you. This goes double if you are over the age of 50. Especially, PLEASE try and refrain from stupid lines when she asks you the questions she has to ask.
EG,
Waitress " What would you like to order? "
Dumbass "You, naked in my bed " (Or variations on a theme).
Saying this instantly lowers her opinion of you to somewhere below gutter level. It's stupid, it's annoying, it's not funny, and a thousand other guys have already said the same thing.
I think I'm burning out on the whole serving food to drunks thing. People are so rude and obnoxious, I really want to just fucking scream at them to behave like human beings. Seriously. Tonight was a really bad night. Not only did I have to leave a party I was having a lot of fun at, but then I had so many stupid assholes come in that I felt like killing all of them. Homicidal mania, here we come.
Stupid people note, too.. When there's a cop car sitting in the parking lot of a restaurant, it's really not a good idea to get out of your truck, drunk, in full sight of the restaurant and two spaces away from said cop car, and start putting your clothes on. Seriously. Have you no shame? There are times and places for public nudity, but in front of a cop is NOT USUALLY ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
< /rant >
So, anyone got any ideas on what I should do for a job, given that I don't think I can handle burning up every weekend dealing with assholes anymore.. despite the fact that I make good money.
I'd rather have a life and be able to sleep like normal people do..
I posess the following skills..
Charm and charisma :p
Gift for words, math, computers (though I don't program much)
Ability to manipulate people scarily well when I try.
Knowledge of science, physics mostly..
Ability to play any musical instrument I pick up, esp, French horn, piano, violin and voice..
Years of experience in restaurants.
Typing of around 80wpm +
All those lame office and photoshop type skills.. basic programming, graphic design stuff, drawing.. uh. random crap like that.. HTML, perl, php, fortran 90 (oldsckool baby).. serverside scripting shit..
Ability to learn anything I put my damn mind to.
Minuses - lack of motivation if the job doesn't interest me at all or keep me entertained.. also, didn't finish my physics degree, only got 2 years through before I dropped out and moved to america.
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~Trilo~