So here, for your viewing perusal, is the long awaited, and much anticipated tale, known as "What happened the day I went to Cedar Point".
The trip had been planned for around a month or so. Me, and four guys from totse. Only one of whom I'd met physically in person before. Lifejunkie, who lives about a half hour from me. One guy flew in from arizona to hang out (apparently there's nothing to do there) one was from northern michigan, and one from indiana just over the border. So I drove down to Lifejunkies, because (a) it was easier, and (b) I trusted him to protect my virtue, or what remains of it.
When I get there, they're all geeking out over LJ's wireless internet controlled robot, which is damn cool. Anyway, we all pile into one car, and start driving. Many nerdy conversations ensue, but one guy doesn't really talk much at all, just kinda sits there. Later on in the day I nicknamed him serial killer, because that's what he sorta vibed like. The other two guys I hadn't met before, Jeb, and Trueborn, were both very cool.
We spent the whole day at cedar point, hanging out, going on coasters, etc. etc. Serial Killer dude still vibed weird, but I guess he was supposedly just shy around someone who kicks as much ass as I do :p.
After that, we decide to drive back towards toledo, then get a motel to stay in overnight, allowing us to all get drunk and basically just party some more. We end up in god knows where, but somewhere near toledo. Two rooms, total of four double beds. (I shared with LJ)..
We start drinking, arsing around. Serial killer dude gets more and more talkative. At one point, comes up to me and says "Would you like, to have all your clothes.. ripped off".. I'm all "No, thanks, I just bought this shirt and I really rather like it".. he backs off, but then starts getting weirder as time goes on. So about 3 am, we decide things are a bit too weird, and end the party. Jeb, LJ and I in one room, Serial Killer and Trueborn in the other.. Jeb passes out almost instantly, LJ and I just lie there talking, fooling around a bit, whatever.
A few minutes later, the others are knocking on our door, can't find one of their keys. I tell them we'll find it in the morning, not to worry, as long as they have one of them..
So they leave, and LJ and I go back to fooling around. About 20 minutes later, banging on the door again.. At this point, it's a little of an awkward moment, but LJ pulls his pants back on
and goes to the door. He goes out in the hallway, and I just lie back in bed, trusting him to deal with it. I half fall asleep, but then LJ opens the door, asks me to come out there for a few. I get up, look through the door, and see a gun. Not exactly what I was expecting, but there you go. So I go out there, and see True pointing a gun at Serial killer, and LJ standing there.
My immediate reaction being "Guns bad", I start to talk true down, Telling him that whatever is going on, it's not worth it to shoot someone.. We send serial killer back in the other room, and LJ and True come back into my room (where jeb is still passed out completely unaware of what is going on ). I discover that the gun is plastic (although I might not have found this out at this stage in the story, can't remember).. and that Serial Killer was completely flipping out.. trying to pull true out of bed by the feet, ripping his socks, basically acting not just drunk, but completely unhinged.
All of true's stuff is in the other room, Serial killer won't let him in , and noone really wants to go in there.
But being the smart girl I am, I figure that the best solution is for me to go in there and talk to the dude, because he's least likely to get into a fight with me, and because I'm sadly very good at manipulating people.
LJ doesn't like this plan, but doesn't really have a better one. He asks me to at least keep the door open, so they can follow me in there if things get rough. Nice idea, but doesn't work out. Serial killer lets me in, but paranoia is going on in a major way, so he latches and deadbolts the door behind me.
I'm not too worried, because I probably outweigh the guy by 50lbs, and he has no weapons I can see, but all the same, he's very very crazy.
I talk to him for about 40 minutes, eventually getting him calm enough, though still far from lucid, to where he asks where true is. I tell him next door, so we go there to check, since he doesn't believe me. This time I succesfully leave the door open behind us.. We're now in the other room with Jeb STILL passed out. I tell LJ what's up, surreptitiously, and he goes out to grab True's stuff and stash it in the car. True eventually leaves with him, leaving me to entertain the crazy guy ONCE AGAIN. He starts asking me weird things, like if he can give me head because I look like I need it (I refuse, having hannibal lecter visions in my mind.. *shudder*). He unplugs the phone, and when I ask him what he's doing, he says "the phone needs to go somewhere else for a few days". Yeah. After about a half hour to an hour of this, I am running out of things to keep this guy from trashing the place and/or committing suicide, so I peek out the door to look for the more sane guys. Serial killer sees me doing this, and for some reason then tries to prop the door open with a pizza box, and an empty ice bucket.
I'm not quite sure what happened then, but suddenly, we have crazy guy on one side of the door and the other four of us in one room. We now have crazy guy banging on the door, but we do not know what the hell to do, and are worried he's going to kill himself or trash the other room.
Last resort, we call the police. After trying to figure out where we are, letting the front desk know what's going on, and making jeb wake up and climb out the window (he was underage) to go wait outside, they eventually show up. Their attitude is basically "what the fuck do you want us to do about all this?".. but we explain to them that we're really just worried about him, plus we'd found lithium in his bag, and didn't know he'd been taking it, etc etc. They end up climbing through the window of the other room, finding out that he really *was* passed out, and then leaving us be..
So the four of us climbed back into the two double beds in our room, and slept for about 5 hours. (True and Jeb shared because noone wanted to go back in a room with serial killer). When we got up in the morning, serial killer was as normal as he'd been the day before, and didn't remember at all what had happened.
Bizarre damn night, I'm telling you. Two hours of talking to someone unhinged. Yay. The crap that came out of my mouth to keep him off guard and not going psycho must have been fucking amazing.
The trip had been planned for around a month or so. Me, and four guys from totse. Only one of whom I'd met physically in person before. Lifejunkie, who lives about a half hour from me. One guy flew in from arizona to hang out (apparently there's nothing to do there) one was from northern michigan, and one from indiana just over the border. So I drove down to Lifejunkies, because (a) it was easier, and (b) I trusted him to protect my virtue, or what remains of it.
When I get there, they're all geeking out over LJ's wireless internet controlled robot, which is damn cool. Anyway, we all pile into one car, and start driving. Many nerdy conversations ensue, but one guy doesn't really talk much at all, just kinda sits there. Later on in the day I nicknamed him serial killer, because that's what he sorta vibed like. The other two guys I hadn't met before, Jeb, and Trueborn, were both very cool.
We spent the whole day at cedar point, hanging out, going on coasters, etc. etc. Serial Killer dude still vibed weird, but I guess he was supposedly just shy around someone who kicks as much ass as I do :p.
After that, we decide to drive back towards toledo, then get a motel to stay in overnight, allowing us to all get drunk and basically just party some more. We end up in god knows where, but somewhere near toledo. Two rooms, total of four double beds. (I shared with LJ)..
We start drinking, arsing around. Serial killer dude gets more and more talkative. At one point, comes up to me and says "Would you like, to have all your clothes.. ripped off".. I'm all "No, thanks, I just bought this shirt and I really rather like it".. he backs off, but then starts getting weirder as time goes on. So about 3 am, we decide things are a bit too weird, and end the party. Jeb, LJ and I in one room, Serial Killer and Trueborn in the other.. Jeb passes out almost instantly, LJ and I just lie there talking, fooling around a bit, whatever.
A few minutes later, the others are knocking on our door, can't find one of their keys. I tell them we'll find it in the morning, not to worry, as long as they have one of them..
So they leave, and LJ and I go back to fooling around. About 20 minutes later, banging on the door again.. At this point, it's a little of an awkward moment, but LJ pulls his pants back on
and goes to the door. He goes out in the hallway, and I just lie back in bed, trusting him to deal with it. I half fall asleep, but then LJ opens the door, asks me to come out there for a few. I get up, look through the door, and see a gun. Not exactly what I was expecting, but there you go. So I go out there, and see True pointing a gun at Serial killer, and LJ standing there.
My immediate reaction being "Guns bad", I start to talk true down, Telling him that whatever is going on, it's not worth it to shoot someone.. We send serial killer back in the other room, and LJ and True come back into my room (where jeb is still passed out completely unaware of what is going on ). I discover that the gun is plastic (although I might not have found this out at this stage in the story, can't remember).. and that Serial Killer was completely flipping out.. trying to pull true out of bed by the feet, ripping his socks, basically acting not just drunk, but completely unhinged.
All of true's stuff is in the other room, Serial killer won't let him in , and noone really wants to go in there.
But being the smart girl I am, I figure that the best solution is for me to go in there and talk to the dude, because he's least likely to get into a fight with me, and because I'm sadly very good at manipulating people.
LJ doesn't like this plan, but doesn't really have a better one. He asks me to at least keep the door open, so they can follow me in there if things get rough. Nice idea, but doesn't work out. Serial killer lets me in, but paranoia is going on in a major way, so he latches and deadbolts the door behind me.
I'm not too worried, because I probably outweigh the guy by 50lbs, and he has no weapons I can see, but all the same, he's very very crazy.
I talk to him for about 40 minutes, eventually getting him calm enough, though still far from lucid, to where he asks where true is. I tell him next door, so we go there to check, since he doesn't believe me. This time I succesfully leave the door open behind us.. We're now in the other room with Jeb STILL passed out. I tell LJ what's up, surreptitiously, and he goes out to grab True's stuff and stash it in the car. True eventually leaves with him, leaving me to entertain the crazy guy ONCE AGAIN. He starts asking me weird things, like if he can give me head because I look like I need it (I refuse, having hannibal lecter visions in my mind.. *shudder*). He unplugs the phone, and when I ask him what he's doing, he says "the phone needs to go somewhere else for a few days". Yeah. After about a half hour to an hour of this, I am running out of things to keep this guy from trashing the place and/or committing suicide, so I peek out the door to look for the more sane guys. Serial killer sees me doing this, and for some reason then tries to prop the door open with a pizza box, and an empty ice bucket.
I'm not quite sure what happened then, but suddenly, we have crazy guy on one side of the door and the other four of us in one room. We now have crazy guy banging on the door, but we do not know what the hell to do, and are worried he's going to kill himself or trash the other room.
Last resort, we call the police. After trying to figure out where we are, letting the front desk know what's going on, and making jeb wake up and climb out the window (he was underage) to go wait outside, they eventually show up. Their attitude is basically "what the fuck do you want us to do about all this?".. but we explain to them that we're really just worried about him, plus we'd found lithium in his bag, and didn't know he'd been taking it, etc etc. They end up climbing through the window of the other room, finding out that he really *was* passed out, and then leaving us be..
So the four of us climbed back into the two double beds in our room, and slept for about 5 hours. (True and Jeb shared because noone wanted to go back in a room with serial killer). When we got up in the morning, serial killer was as normal as he'd been the day before, and didn't remember at all what had happened.
Bizarre damn night, I'm telling you. Two hours of talking to someone unhinged. Yay. The crap that came out of my mouth to keep him off guard and not going psycho must have been fucking amazing.
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