So last night, I met up with someone I know from my website, for the first time.
He didn't rape and murder me, but we did end up driving around in the middle of nowhere, so at one point, it was vaguely plausible. After all, when you meet a totse member for the first time, you always have a little voice in the back of your head saying "You know, the average totse member is either in therapy, on crazy amounts of drugs, or stupid". And I know Lifejunkie isn't stupid. Quite the opposite.
The night started at midnight. I found him lurking ominously in the shadows of a grocery store. We go to a (completely deserted) bar, and proceed to drink. It's always weird when you meet someone you've known online. He's somewhere around the tenth totse member I've met now, and is, almost but not precisely what I expected. He tells me I'm cuter than he thought I would be. But ya know, I'm used to that reaction. My 350lb ass is sexy as hell, you know. Not many men can resist the 'mute.
After we hang out for a while, and I tip the barmaid outrageously despite the health code violations, they close the bar for the night. We go buy more alcohol, and then drive around for an hour looking for somewhere to drink it. I know this area, but not as well as Lifejunkie does, so we drive out to some beach, but end up backtracking when it's closed off. Meanwhile, every car behind us sparks paranoia. "It's a cop!". Never was, but oh well. We end up driving down a barely there dirt track, and parking in a field near some trees. And then we drink. Every five minutes LJ has to go piss outside. Maybe his overactive brain creates more waste products than normal people, or maybe it's just that he has a weak bladder. We talk and flirt and drink until the sun comes up.
I was successfully un rape/murder/suicided. I drove him back to his house, so I can stalk him at a later date, and then I went home.
I had more fun than I expected, things were cool, lifejunkie is worth getting drunk with. And apparently I look just like some other girl he knows. And I don't look like I do in my pictures. So uh, yeah. Take it as you will.
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He didn't rape and murder me, but we did end up driving around in the middle of nowhere, so at one point, it was vaguely plausible. After all, when you meet a totse member for the first time, you always have a little voice in the back of your head saying "You know, the average totse member is either in therapy, on crazy amounts of drugs, or stupid". And I know Lifejunkie isn't stupid. Quite the opposite.
The night started at midnight. I found him lurking ominously in the shadows of a grocery store. We go to a (completely deserted) bar, and proceed to drink. It's always weird when you meet someone you've known online. He's somewhere around the tenth totse member I've met now, and is, almost but not precisely what I expected. He tells me I'm cuter than he thought I would be. But ya know, I'm used to that reaction. My 350lb ass is sexy as hell, you know. Not many men can resist the 'mute.
After we hang out for a while, and I tip the barmaid outrageously despite the health code violations, they close the bar for the night. We go buy more alcohol, and then drive around for an hour looking for somewhere to drink it. I know this area, but not as well as Lifejunkie does, so we drive out to some beach, but end up backtracking when it's closed off. Meanwhile, every car behind us sparks paranoia. "It's a cop!". Never was, but oh well. We end up driving down a barely there dirt track, and parking in a field near some trees. And then we drink. Every five minutes LJ has to go piss outside. Maybe his overactive brain creates more waste products than normal people, or maybe it's just that he has a weak bladder. We talk and flirt and drink until the sun comes up.
I was successfully un rape/murder/suicided. I drove him back to his house, so I can stalk him at a later date, and then I went home.
I had more fun than I expected, things were cool, lifejunkie is worth getting drunk with. And apparently I look just like some other girl he knows. And I don't look like I do in my pictures. So uh, yeah. Take it as you will.
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My weekend is like most weekends. I work.
I have monday tuesday wednesday off every week though, so it's ok.
sorry for not leaving a comment or anything first. i do look forward to getting to know you a little better though.