"Underneath the bridge,
The tarp has sprung a leak,
And, the animals I've trapped,
Have all become my pets.
And I'm living off of grass,
And the drippings from the ceiling.
But it's ok to eat fish,
Cause they don't have any feelings."
-- Nirvana, "Something In The Way"
I guess I'm out of the running for that whole Pope thing. Shit, I had such...
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The tarp has sprung a leak,
And, the animals I've trapped,
Have all become my pets.
And I'm living off of grass,
And the drippings from the ceiling.
But it's ok to eat fish,
Cause they don't have any feelings."
-- Nirvana, "Something In The Way"
I guess I'm out of the running for that whole Pope thing. Shit, I had such...
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"She's made of hair and bone and little teeth,
And things I cannot speak.
She comes on like a crippled plaything,
Spine is just a string."
-- Marilyn Manson, "Tourniquet"
It happens. Who knows why, but God. Who knows why, but God. Who knows fuck all. Not I. Shhh. It's a secret and we're not supposed to even think it.
FUCK
The things I said...
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And things I cannot speak.
She comes on like a crippled plaything,
Spine is just a string."
-- Marilyn Manson, "Tourniquet"
It happens. Who knows why, but God. Who knows why, but God. Who knows fuck all. Not I. Shhh. It's a secret and we're not supposed to even think it.
FUCK
The things I said...
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kathleen:
i didn't realize you were so poetic. i like that. you'll have to explain some of your writting to me sometime.
so whats up with your current crush? i thought i was your current crush. j/k
well im glad i finally found you and im glad you remembered me and weren't like "whos this fucked up bitch trying to be my friend?"
oh, i don't know if you've been to the club but i haven't worked in like 2 months. i think im going to go back in like a week or two(if i feel like it) so i'll let you know so you can come hang out with me and we can catch up.
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so whats up with your current crush? i thought i was your current crush. j/k
well im glad i finally found you and im glad you remembered me and weren't like "whos this fucked up bitch trying to be my friend?"
oh, i don't know if you've been to the club but i haven't worked in like 2 months. i think im going to go back in like a week or two(if i feel like it) so i'll let you know so you can come hang out with me and we can catch up.
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"Wow...I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna. Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors. And I didn't give my best friends head, so the chances of you gettin a favor are pretty fuckin slim..."
-- Todd, from the movie,"GO"
Watching "GO", smoking out, and doing laundry. I could think of better things to do...
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-- Todd, from the movie,"GO"
Watching "GO", smoking out, and doing laundry. I could think of better things to do...
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"You wear a disguise, to look like human guys,
But you're not a man, you're a chicken Boo!"
--
Animaniacs
I'm super-obsessed with Animaniacs right now.
But you're not a man, you're a chicken Boo!"
--
Animaniacs I'm super-obsessed with Animaniacs right now.
"Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain. But where're we gonna find rubberpants our size?"
-- Pinky and The Brain, "Anamaniacs"
Holy Shit! I log on and I have a friend! I'm exstatic! You know how when you're on the site and you go to update your journal or picture or friends? Well, when you don't have any friends, your FRIENDS...
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"I think so, Brain. But where're we gonna find rubberpants our size?"
-- Pinky and The Brain, "Anamaniacs"
Holy Shit! I log on and I have a friend! I'm exstatic! You know how when you're on the site and you go to update your journal or picture or friends? Well, when you don't have any friends, your FRIENDS...
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When is the second season of Chappelle's Show coming out on DVD? Better yet, when is the third season supposed to start on TV? Enquiring minds want to know.
My favorite bad word/phrase is "Rat Bastard". I call everyone a "Rat Bastard". Don't know why.
I also like to mix and match bad words and nonsense words. Like, when I'm talking about a girl's no-no parts, I call it a poondiddly. As in, "I'd sure wish that girl would give up the poondiddly..."
A derivative of poondiddly is "bone-diddly". As in,...
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I also like to mix and match bad words and nonsense words. Like, when I'm talking about a girl's no-no parts, I call it a poondiddly. As in, "I'd sure wish that girl would give up the poondiddly..."
A derivative of poondiddly is "bone-diddly". As in,...
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girl_afraid:
ha.
and brody dalle as your current crush=
she is a goddess.
xo.
and brody dalle as your current crush=
she is a goddess.
xo.
you smell like an emu's anus. and that's bad.
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
-- Smokey the Bear
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
-- Smokey the Bear
"All the world's light won't ease my pain,
It won't cease, I'm diseased, will you hang me please?
I'm a nihilist, raised on violence,
What do I do, I'm American youth?"
-- The Distillers, Sick Of It All
i'm going on a cruise with people from work in like 2 weeks. The plan is, we're all gonna dress up like pirates when we get on...
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It won't cease, I'm diseased, will you hang me please?
I'm a nihilist, raised on violence,
What do I do, I'm American youth?"
-- The Distillers, Sick Of It All
i'm going on a cruise with people from work in like 2 weeks. The plan is, we're all gonna dress up like pirates when we get on...
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"What shall we then say to these things?
If God be for us, who can be against us?"
-- Romans 8:31
you?
If God be for us, who can be against us?"
-- Romans 8:31
you?