When is the second season of Chappelle's Show coming out on DVD? Better yet, when is the third season supposed to start on TV? Enquiring minds want to know.
My favorite bad word/phrase is "Rat Bastard". I call everyone a "Rat Bastard". Don't know why.
I also like to mix and match bad words and nonsense words. Like, when I'm talking about a girl's no-no parts, I call it a poondiddly. As in, "I'd sure wish that girl would give up the poondiddly..."
A derivative of poondiddly is "bone-diddly". As in,...
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I also like to mix and match bad words and nonsense words. Like, when I'm talking about a girl's no-no parts, I call it a poondiddly. As in, "I'd sure wish that girl would give up the poondiddly..."
A derivative of poondiddly is "bone-diddly". As in,...
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girl_afraid:
ha.
and brody dalle as your current crush=
she is a goddess.
xo.
and brody dalle as your current crush=
she is a goddess.
xo.
you smell like an emu's anus. and that's bad.
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
-- Smokey the Bear
"Only you can prevent forest fires."
-- Smokey the Bear
"All the world's light won't ease my pain,
It won't cease, I'm diseased, will you hang me please?
I'm a nihilist, raised on violence,
What do I do, I'm American youth?"
-- The Distillers, Sick Of It All
i'm going on a cruise with people from work in like 2 weeks. The plan is, we're all gonna dress up like pirates when we get on...
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It won't cease, I'm diseased, will you hang me please?
I'm a nihilist, raised on violence,
What do I do, I'm American youth?"
-- The Distillers, Sick Of It All
i'm going on a cruise with people from work in like 2 weeks. The plan is, we're all gonna dress up like pirates when we get on...
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"What shall we then say to these things?
If God be for us, who can be against us?"
-- Romans 8:31
you?
If God be for us, who can be against us?"
-- Romans 8:31
you?
"Other arms reach out to me,
Other eyes smile tenderly,
Still in peaceful dreams I see,
The road leads back to you."
-- Georgia On My Mind
I think I'm addicted to cough drops. I eat those little squares of deliciousness constantly. I love 'em.
And that's all I have to say about that.
Other eyes smile tenderly,
Still in peaceful dreams I see,
The road leads back to you."
-- Georgia On My Mind
I think I'm addicted to cough drops. I eat those little squares of deliciousness constantly. I love 'em.
And that's all I have to say about that.
"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded,
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows that the war is over,
Everybody knows the good guys lost."
-- Leonard Cohen
In the words of a great man, "Today was a good day." Ice Cube would be considered a great man, right? I'm talking old school, NWA, "Doughboy" Ice Cube. Not "We Be Clubbin", "Are We There...
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Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows that the war is over,
Everybody knows the good guys lost."
-- Leonard Cohen
In the words of a great man, "Today was a good day." Ice Cube would be considered a great man, right? I'm talking old school, NWA, "Doughboy" Ice Cube. Not "We Be Clubbin", "Are We There...
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"Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?"
Going to the Dave Attell show this weekend. Funny ass comedian guy. He does Insomniac. I'm trying to decide if I want to smoke before I go or not. Decisions, decisions...
Going to the Dave Attell show this weekend. Funny ass comedian guy. He does Insomniac. I'm trying to decide if I want to smoke before I go or not. Decisions, decisions...
"you can't beat a bliind man in a staring contest..." -- me
nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
guess i'll go eat worms...
the other day, i was sick, so my head was all cloudy and fuzzy. i was coming home from work and remembered i had just run out of deodorant. so i stop by the store, pick up the regular kind and go home. the next morning when i woke up, i took a shower,...
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everybody hates me,
guess i'll go eat worms...
the other day, i was sick, so my head was all cloudy and fuzzy. i was coming home from work and remembered i had just run out of deodorant. so i stop by the store, pick up the regular kind and go home. the next morning when i woke up, i took a shower,...
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kinkerbelle:
ha ha ha. you got girly deodorant. 
For that extra clean refreshing smell. 
For that extra clean refreshing smell.
kinkerbelle:
ha ha. good call on the ass thing. defidently better to be noticed.
defidently better to be noticed. i want super-powers. seriously, i've always wished i could be spider-man. that would be so bloody awesome. crawling on buildings. shooting webs. catching bad guys. that's what i'm talkin' bout! here's the problem - i live in sacramento. there'd be like a 3 block radius where i could swing on webs. the rest of the way, i'd have to walk. bummer...