I can't sleep
I think it's due to excitement.
I will (most likely) shooting my first set with the brilliant AlissaBrunelli in a matter of a few hours (like 6...lol) and I am SUPER excited/nervous so...no sleep for me tonight.
Lack of sleep for me = fun random blog for your enjoyment
Part 1: Texts From Last Night
(+44): I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
(604): I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
(845): Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk **that one was for you Stevie_D***
(443): 8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
(917): his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
(716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
(1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
(978): im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me
(1-978): this is your brother
(804): girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
(912): just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
(404): I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
(646): Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
(+26): Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
(805): I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense
(801): I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
(214): don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
(916): I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
(858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
(405): There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
(225): things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
(519): oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
(1-519): like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
(208): We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
(1-513): GO. BACK. NOW.
(702): we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
(1-702): do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
(415): So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
(361): I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
(1-361): Def the best call fo sho
(361): That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Part 2: FAILBLOG
Part 3: Bad Tattoos
I think it's due to excitement.
I will (most likely) shooting my first set with the brilliant AlissaBrunelli in a matter of a few hours (like 6...lol) and I am SUPER excited/nervous so...no sleep for me tonight.
Lack of sleep for me = fun random blog for your enjoyment
Part 1: Texts From Last Night
(+44): I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
(604): I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
(845): Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk **that one was for you Stevie_D***
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
(443): 8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
(917): his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
(716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
(1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
(978): im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
(1-978): this is your brother
(804): girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
(912): just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
(404): I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
(646): Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
(+26): Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
(805): I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense
(801): I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
(214): don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
(916): I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
(858): I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
(405): There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
(225): things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
(519): oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
(1-519): like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
(208): We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
(1-513): GO. BACK. NOW.
(702): we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
(1-702): do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
(415): So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
(361): I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
(1-361): Def the best call fo sho
(361): That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Part 2: FAILBLOG
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-house-advertisement-fail.jpg?w=500&h=418)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg?w=500&h=667)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-pole-dance-fail.jpg?w=450&h=338)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-family-fun-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-web-browsing-win.jpg?w=500&h=529)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-photoshop-fail.jpg?w=500&h=437)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-vacuum-child-fail.jpg?w=360&h=480)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-gangsta-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-mirror-reflection-fail.jpg?w=500&h=248)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-hit-run-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-gas-nozzle-fail.jpg?w=500&h=445)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-bikini-bottom-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-black-white-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128954451268422382.jpg?w=500&h=393)
![](https://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-sculpture-fail.jpg?w=500&h=667)
Part 3: Bad Tattoos
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/blueberry3.jpg)
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF9590.jpg)
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF93F6.jpg)
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF9ED2.jpg)
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/Untitled-7.jpg)
![](https://www.zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/37.jpg)
![](https://www.ktla.com/media/photo/2009-08/23686656013620-11104544.jpg)
![](https://www.ktla.com/media/photo/2009-08/23686656008280-11104545.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47547692.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47547741.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47548014.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47547341.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47548906.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47549000.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47550217.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47550402.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47546981.jpg)
![](https://www.q13fox.com/media/photo/2009-06/47547099.jpg)
![](https://www.yeahrightblog.com/yeah_right/images/2008/05/22/05_no_regrets.jpg)
![](https://crapinthebox.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/belly-button-tattoo1.jpg)
![](https://www.good-thing.net/pictures/tattoo/best-tattoo.jpg)
![](https://mono.whatevz.net/images/dickbutt_tattoovl9IFN.jpg)
![](https://www.farleftside.com/misc/misc2009/bad-tattoo.jpg)
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
brightredscream:
Good lord, those are some incredibly bad tattoos
sisfor:
damn....i cant wait to see how your first set comes out! keep me posted!