the look of a man with no pants and a vacuum...
i have just come out of a three month drunken spree of lunacy. wow.
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joenobody:
i'm around, i just haven't been updating.
joenobody:
and i swear, i've been osting on your page, but now i don't see my posts. huh...
the once and future shogun has returned. pray that my homecoming does not smell of vengeance.
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allycat_13:
That makes total sense. 
joenobody:
oh, how i missed your witty comments. 
im almost back. if anybody remembers me.
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allycat_13:
WTF boyo! 
joenobody:
woa dude. tell me about your adventure away from SG land
when i get a new computer i will be back with a vengeance. with a vengeance . . . a mean one.
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chrisdryad:
Will you hurry up and get a computer it's been ages dude.
it's been ages dude.
allycat_13:
BOO!!!!!! 
and god came forth and said, "Moses, you drunken bastard!. Do you have any idea how long it took for me to think those up? And you smashed them! From this day forward your menfolk shall suffer a painful ritual known as a bris!" and then moses beget larry, who didnt really do a whole lot which is why no one really heard of him....
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joenobody:
yea, i miss my medusa touch... 
allycat_13:
yea, i miss my medusa touch...
That just sounds eerie.
Hope all is well at the home front Mr.
That just sounds eerie.
Hope all is well at the home front Mr.
if i had a superpower it would be that people would always tell the truth around me. i dont think many people would talk to me. and since silence is golden, id be a very rich man.
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leylei:
if i had super powers they would be to be able to turn into a big rabbit
allycat_13:
That reminds me of Bart flying a kite out in the middle of the night.
"Hello mother dear."
We'll see then about bowling.
"Hello mother dear."
We'll see then about bowling.
celebrating the diversity of the word.
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facet5:
Hey thanks , was reminded of a friend who claimed that the word was an ancient part of our language and therefore wsa acceptable in general use... I thought I would have a look.
etymology of word 'fuck'
The short verion is probably Celtic and possibly Egyptian.
Who gives a fuck anyway?
etymology of word 'fuck'
The short verion is probably Celtic and possibly Egyptian.
Who gives a fuck anyway?
facet5:
It was late, I thought you might find it funny. shrug.
Incase you got the wrong idea - matey who suggested to me that 'fuck' is ancient English might be called a 'tramp' by some. He has a bone in his nose, and tangly hair and lives outdoors with his dogs. He a fucking beautiful man who thinks that inhibiting the use of the word 'fuck' is wrong and an infringement of his rights as a descendent of the tribes of UK. Although a clever man it unlikely that he would be called a scholar.
Incase you got the wrong idea - matey who suggested to me that 'fuck' is ancient English might be called a 'tramp' by some. He has a bone in his nose, and tangly hair and lives outdoors with his dogs. He a fucking beautiful man who thinks that inhibiting the use of the word 'fuck' is wrong and an infringement of his rights as a descendent of the tribes of UK. Although a clever man it unlikely that he would be called a scholar.
once i travelled to nepal. there i decided to do what every man with adventure in his heart dares to do. i climbed mount everest. but the thrill was spoiled by a sherpa on our descent as we were set upon by a ferocious mountain yetti. the sherpa struck at the yetti with a garden rake. all i could think was why did a sherpa...
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facet5:
i wanted to add something wise and cred grabbin, but was scared it would get labelled as 'aggresive' advertising.
Nevertheless your story is obviously bollucks. i mean where whould a sherpa get a garden rake? Its not like there are a lot of leaf producing trees in the himalyas?
Nevertheless your story is obviously bollucks. i mean where whould a sherpa get a garden rake? Its not like there are a lot of leaf producing trees in the himalyas?
imonfire:
was that suppossed to be cred grabbin? or was it wise? why did ralph macchio have to paint that fence? did anyone get that karate kid reference? how about now?
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leylei:
wot is it? 
imonfire:
some weird spanish movie. i think. or maybe its a church flyer. who knows?
You are most definatley sober I take it?
I'm evil!
Fourth court eh?