I came home from a cancelled job to find a squirrel in my bathroom. Trying to figure out a plan for dealing with the "bathroom squirrel," without destroying the house or contracting rabies. Here's what I'm thinking so far: Step 1: cover "bathroom squirrel" with bucket Step 2: peacefully cohabitate with new "bucket squirrel" Step 3: wait for "bucket squirrel" to tunnel to freedom, or remove dead "bucket squirrel" after it starves. Whichever comes first.

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amoxi:
I heard squirrel tastes like chicken 🤔
imnotferris:
@amoxi, how do you know it isn't chicken that tastes like squirrel?

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