Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
The true measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught.
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
To be happy we must not be too concerned with others.
Why should the eyes be denied what delights them most?
We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays.
There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet.
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?