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I have amazing friends.

"I came in a glass of vodka and it smells like minnows."
-Jae
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I need a new roommate.
$275, short north, lots of space, no lease.
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I'm being stalked by a witch.
Seriously.
I'm not fucking kidding.
A witch.

I like this guy.
ARRR!!!
black_tar_heroin:
i got stalked by an anerixic ...
pflanagan:
you have the most interesting stalkers. thats why i could never be one, too boreing.
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My eyeballs keep trying to escape my skull.

... it's getting annoying.
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fortysix_and_two:
Well, we're even, my eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw you. wink
omeganihl:
PS
I'm desperately in love with you after actually reading your profile on here.
Now.
Go read mine and say the same thing in return.

Then we're, like, e-married! Oh my GAWD!!!

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[Edited on Apr 08, 2005 1:41AM]
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SNOWBUNNY WENT UP ON SG!!!
WOOO!!!

I HEART JANE!
plus i know her real name, AND I've had the sexes with her.
And I've got a stack of love letters to prove it.

ZING!
mickster:
Hey, long time no see. I didnt know Jane and Snowbunny were one in the same. How are you??
jane:
I HEART PORCUPINES.
Oh god,that is such a t-shirt in the making.
You're wonderful.

...I write shitty love letters.
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collagenrock:
oh dear
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omeganihl:
Still check this thing?

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omeganihl:
Hey friend

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