Spent the nite at home with the old man tonite. Tokin while drinking beer+barenjager. Not really an awesome combo.
I counted 38 tree frogs on the back porch tonite. That unnerved me. They could be crawling into my brain at nite. Twenty percent of americans have cockroaches living in their ear canal, I could have a tree frog living in my brain.
I feel like being lame and doing shout-outs. w00t!
*Nate dawg*-da nooch! ~I want to be choke fucked by you, by you and nobody else but you~ [sing to the tune of "I want to be loved by you"]. fuckin snoidge! *KRANKOR*-quit being a bitch and come to p.cola and represent. Who else will give a damn about b.dale? *Ceejae*-you cant leave! i'll miss you! *Jasper*-show me yer tits!....you pretty thing. *Les*-It must hurt to be so hot! Congrats on the new SG status. *vomitbomb*-you make me smile+think glittery thoughts. Plus, you share the same undying love for the supreme goddess-HEL! *Hel*-marry me? *Vimmy-vim-vim*-where are you? *Eyeballkid*-everything you say makes me want to meet you. I'll hop a train over to franklin and we can get drunk and talk about the meaning of life...or whatever comes up. *Jizzikah*-happy pre-mature b.day!! Can I still sleep in yer bed? *Schleprock*-can i play with yer hair? I'll do anything for you as long as I get some cool pick-up lines thrown my way. *Serial x*-P.cola reppin! Haha, lets watch it burn to the ground. *firstfright*-i think you could handle it...*brian*-spill blood! drink guiness! We're so fucking hardcore. *the bleeding messiah*-mwah. Make more noises on yer box for me.
Okay...I'll stop now. I'm lazy.
I got to dress up like a "sexy" pirate for work today. A.k.a.-I was the douchebag that got douped into putting the slutty pirate costume on and trying to wave people into the store. I got a lot of honks and obscene things yelled at me....Jeff drove by and laughed and took pictures. Maye i'll post them so everyone can get a smile out of my unhappiness.
Whats the most fucked up thing youve ever seen/done?
Have you ever loved soneone so much its beautiful to watch their demise? Does that even make sense??
What would you do with a gallon of stage blood? I need some ideas...
Until then. Sleep tight.
I counted 38 tree frogs on the back porch tonite. That unnerved me. They could be crawling into my brain at nite. Twenty percent of americans have cockroaches living in their ear canal, I could have a tree frog living in my brain.
I feel like being lame and doing shout-outs. w00t!
*Nate dawg*-da nooch! ~I want to be choke fucked by you, by you and nobody else but you~ [sing to the tune of "I want to be loved by you"]. fuckin snoidge! *KRANKOR*-quit being a bitch and come to p.cola and represent. Who else will give a damn about b.dale? *Ceejae*-you cant leave! i'll miss you! *Jasper*-show me yer tits!....you pretty thing. *Les*-It must hurt to be so hot! Congrats on the new SG status. *vomitbomb*-you make me smile+think glittery thoughts. Plus, you share the same undying love for the supreme goddess-HEL! *Hel*-marry me? *Vimmy-vim-vim*-where are you? *Eyeballkid*-everything you say makes me want to meet you. I'll hop a train over to franklin and we can get drunk and talk about the meaning of life...or whatever comes up. *Jizzikah*-happy pre-mature b.day!! Can I still sleep in yer bed? *Schleprock*-can i play with yer hair? I'll do anything for you as long as I get some cool pick-up lines thrown my way. *Serial x*-P.cola reppin! Haha, lets watch it burn to the ground. *firstfright*-i think you could handle it...*brian*-spill blood! drink guiness! We're so fucking hardcore. *the bleeding messiah*-mwah. Make more noises on yer box for me.
Okay...I'll stop now. I'm lazy.
I got to dress up like a "sexy" pirate for work today. A.k.a.-I was the douchebag that got douped into putting the slutty pirate costume on and trying to wave people into the store. I got a lot of honks and obscene things yelled at me....Jeff drove by and laughed and took pictures. Maye i'll post them so everyone can get a smile out of my unhappiness.
Whats the most fucked up thing youve ever seen/done?
Have you ever loved soneone so much its beautiful to watch their demise? Does that even make sense??
What would you do with a gallon of stage blood? I need some ideas...
Until then. Sleep tight.
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NERD!!!!! (I know i can sense my own)
BAMF!