Just went goofy golfing. And lost. w00t!!
Krankor came to town. He fed me hamburgers at the coolest irish pub in town. *kisses for krankor*
It's official. I've fallen head-over-heels in love with beyondbitter. Everyone go say hello to her and experience her awesome wonderfulness. She appreciates hogwarts+tag art. Big ups to beyondbitter!
I have to go pick up tapeworm pills for my friends cat....
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Krankor came to town. He fed me hamburgers at the coolest irish pub in town. *kisses for krankor*
It's official. I've fallen head-over-heels in love with beyondbitter. Everyone go say hello to her and experience her awesome wonderfulness. She appreciates hogwarts+tag art. Big ups to beyondbitter!
I have to go pick up tapeworm pills for my friends cat....
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[mood]: under the influence.
[music]: wierd english childrens programming.
I should be out getting a new license...but I just dont feel like it. I hate sitting at the DMV. And I hate dealing with the evil woman thats always at the front desk...I think she's the devil. But I know that I have to do it, so I guess I should go get dressed and...
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[music]: wierd english childrens programming.
I should be out getting a new license...but I just dont feel like it. I hate sitting at the DMV. And I hate dealing with the evil woman thats always at the front desk...I think she's the devil. But I know that I have to do it, so I guess I should go get dressed and...
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beyondbitter:
HaHa... I think that is the BEST testimonial I have ever read online. THANKS!
Cheers and all that good stuff!
Cheers and all that good stuff!
les:
I HATE going to the DMV. Its right up there with going to the pussy doctor.
[mood]: bitchy.
[music]: random bjork songs.
"I want to hold yer skull lovingly and smash it into a rock"...Thats how I felt all nite. I think that some things in my life are getting a teensy weensy bit out of total fucking control. Self motivation is so overrated.
I've been so intensely angry lately. I want to go punch old woman in the face and...
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[music]: random bjork songs.
"I want to hold yer skull lovingly and smash it into a rock"...Thats how I felt all nite. I think that some things in my life are getting a teensy weensy bit out of total fucking control. Self motivation is so overrated.
I've been so intensely angry lately. I want to go punch old woman in the face and...
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beyondbitter:
Money ROTS! I hate it too! Its makes valuable people feel worthless and worthless people feel valuable. BAH!
Cheers! And I hear ya sista!
Cheers! And I hear ya sista!
les:
maybe this skull crushing would make my headache go away?
Spent the nite at home with the old man tonite. Tokin while drinking beer+barenjager. Not really an awesome combo.
I counted 38 tree frogs on the back porch tonite. That unnerved me. They could be crawling into my brain at nite. Twenty percent of americans have cockroaches living in their ear canal, I could have a tree frog living in my brain.
I feel like...
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I counted 38 tree frogs on the back porch tonite. That unnerved me. They could be crawling into my brain at nite. Twenty percent of americans have cockroaches living in their ear canal, I could have a tree frog living in my brain.
I feel like...
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serialx:
Like all good things this will be takin place some where downsouth (in the orlando and below region i hope)... Im going to par-tay may ass off!Do you really play ZOMBIES?????
NERD!!!!! (I know i can sense my own)
BAMF!
NERD!!!!! (I know i can sense my own)
BAMF!
jizzikah:
wolly by golly wow!! i got a shout out! i feel so loved. and yay....tomorrow is my b-day. being 21 was totally over rated. engh.
"Avaste...I feel like being negative today".
Have the day off. w00t. Who fucking cares because it's not like i'm going to do anything productive...even though I should. I need to:
x: find a house.
a) move into it
b) be happy
x: Make jeff happy
a) thats impossible
b) he has to help himself
c) just push him along with his music career.
x: Get...
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disappearhere:
Arr! and Snoidge! ARR!
What's canneloni? Is it good? Do I want some? I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. I think I have a 15 foot tapeworm.
What's canneloni? Is it good? Do I want some? I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. I think I have a 15 foot tapeworm.
noisemx:
that is quite the list. All I will say is that cats are way better than dogs and cheaper too. Plus you don't have to get up at three in the morning every day to let them out.
Cheers.
Cheers.
[mood]: 
[music]: "becoming x"-sneaker pimps.
Everybody visit KRANKOR and tell him happy birthday. NOW!!
I'm sad that I have so few testimonials.
I stole this giant thing of stage blood from work...now all I have to do is figure out what to do with it.
Okay...everyones making a big deal out of the marriage thingy. I've been with Jeff for 5 years. It's not like...
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[music]: "becoming x"-sneaker pimps.
Everybody visit KRANKOR and tell him happy birthday. NOW!!
I'm sad that I have so few testimonials.
I stole this giant thing of stage blood from work...now all I have to do is figure out what to do with it.
Okay...everyones making a big deal out of the marriage thingy. I've been with Jeff for 5 years. It's not like...
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xmt:
since i don't know you, i won't make a big deal, but i will say 3 things...
1. the 7 year itch is real.
2.things will change in ways you can't expect
3. marriage is lots of fun, but it can still ruin the best friendship you ever had...
not to be a downer...just a couple things, i wish i'd known.
1. the 7 year itch is real.
2.things will change in ways you can't expect
3. marriage is lots of fun, but it can still ruin the best friendship you ever had...
not to be a downer...just a couple things, i wish i'd known.
eyeballkid:
Nude showering is all the new rage. Why, it's replacing the hoola-hoop!
[mood]: fried.
[music]: "call the doctor"-sleater-kinney.
Hmmm...so mnay things to think about.
The marriage thing is being brought up a lot. So, I have to get my ass in check on a lot of things. The house...the bills...school...the atlanta thing...the brian thing...Blah! I dont want to think.
I got way to fuckd up last nite. Supposedly I was groping on a pregnant chick. Ugh. Not...
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[music]: "call the doctor"-sleater-kinney.
Hmmm...so mnay things to think about.
The marriage thing is being brought up a lot. So, I have to get my ass in check on a lot of things. The house...the bills...school...the atlanta thing...the brian thing...Blah! I dont want to think.
I got way to fuckd up last nite. Supposedly I was groping on a pregnant chick. Ugh. Not...
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beyondbitter:
Atlanta ROCKS!
There are some really kick ass stores there... and clubs and... well I have been kickin around the idea of moving there myself! I lived in GA for a little over a year. Augusta... not the greatest city to live in but I spent ALOT of time in Atlanta... Little 5 Points... Masquerade... The Point... Beer Olympics... Crash and Burn... Altanta is Hella cool!
Okay... I must rest now... sleep!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cheers!
There are some really kick ass stores there... and clubs and... well I have been kickin around the idea of moving there myself! I lived in GA for a little over a year. Augusta... not the greatest city to live in but I spent ALOT of time in Atlanta... Little 5 Points... Masquerade... The Point... Beer Olympics... Crash and Burn... Altanta is Hella cool!
Okay... I must rest now... sleep!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cheers!
krankor:
i am off friday
and there is something i and there is something i want to tell you
talk to you later
cj
and there is something i and there is something i want to tell you
talk to you later
cj
I've taken to much medication tonite. I'm feeling really slow. I just had a chocoalte cream pie shake [which was fucking wondeful]. Me+my 11 year old sister pulled a bunch of pranks today. A haggard ass middle-aged woman called me "son" today. Then I stabbed her in the face repeatedly. I want to get some more ink-but i'm poor. Grr. I'm watching 'Family Guy'...this show...
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bort79:
Well being married is scary so Halloween would be the perfect day to get married! Damn middle-aged women next time stab her once for me! 
Well I gotta go I hope the rest of the weekend is better.
P.S. Do I have to just pick one???
Damn middle-aged women next time stab her once for me!
Well I gotta go I hope the rest of the weekend is better.
P.S. Do I have to just pick one???
jizzikah:
Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Yes...that's right....COMING TO SAN ANTONIO MO FO!! That is, if you can make it and all. Sorry you feel icky.
I'd kill my ex for all the pain and heartache he gave me. That motherfuckingbastard.
I'd kill my ex for all the pain and heartache he gave me. That motherfuckingbastard.
[mood]: productive.
She-male porn is really wierd. I watched some and man...some of those chicks are really packin. Damn.
Had a wonderful weekend. Nothing really happened...got drunk...yup. But, it was just so...good. I cant explain it. I was just happy. I'm not really used to it.
I just bought this really cool white monster fur rug. And some halloween candles. They look like the graves...
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She-male porn is really wierd. I watched some and man...some of those chicks are really packin. Damn.
Had a wonderful weekend. Nothing really happened...got drunk...yup. But, it was just so...good. I cant explain it. I was just happy. I'm not really used to it.
I just bought this really cool white monster fur rug. And some halloween candles. They look like the graves...
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chaosmachine:
Yeah, that issoem odd porn, but if you havn't seen the freak films, you ain't seen nothin... Your weekend sounds much like mind. Thats a good ffilm, i think it's fun to find hceap things that look cool or make you happy, heh
skulde:
She male porn is really wierd! But it kinda turns me on if i am in the mood! I am fan of hentai actually and they have alot of that shit so i'm kinda used to it! Those candles kick ass! The other day my friend got me a "Nightmare Before Christmas" ribbon for my hair...its black and has Jack heads on it! weee! Sorry about your brain shootin blanks!
Your DM
Your DM
[mood]: pleased.
[music]: nickelodeon cartoons.
Good weather...good green....good friends...great boyfriend...yup. Life is decent sometimes. *does happy dance*
[music]: nickelodeon cartoons.
Good weather...good green....good friends...great boyfriend...yup. Life is decent sometimes. *does happy dance*
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chaosmachine:
sounds like a good time, heh now only if you could shake the shaved monkeys off your back
firstfright:
glad to see everything is kicking ass for u.
[mood]: ....blank.
[music]: "milkshake"-kelis.
Why is Thora Birch in a Limp Bizkit video?
I had the most horrible nite. My acid reflux kicked in really bad, so I was laying in bed feeling like my throat was being torn apart. I drank a whole bottle of Pepto-Bismol [*shudder* That was so gross! I almost puked right after I did it. I dont know how people...
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[music]: "milkshake"-kelis.
Why is Thora Birch in a Limp Bizkit video?
I had the most horrible nite. My acid reflux kicked in really bad, so I was laying in bed feeling like my throat was being torn apart. I drank a whole bottle of Pepto-Bismol [*shudder* That was so gross! I almost puked right after I did it. I dont know how people...
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chaosmachine:
It's their lame attempt at being sophisticated, anything with a drive through is as sphisticated as pezz.... I loves the coffee though.....I do know that when a custoemr says soemthng realy lame, not that bad but lkiek bucthers the word pizziola...I getmad oko how does pizziola =pizzinola or pizziolo and pizziala etc...BUt hat bitch was prolly a empty sghell of human beig anywyas and she has to validater herself through seeming intelligent.
jizzikah:
Engh, fuck them. I just point to pictures and say, "I want that one."
[mood]: awake.
[music]: "sadness prevails"-today is the day.
Gawd...Jerry Springer is so hilarious. How can people go onto tv just to humiliate themselves? It's all these rednecks on right now and their screaming about incest. "Yer fucking yer sister....and I dont like it"! Blargh. Jeff, Brian+I are trying to find a way to get onto Springer. We came up with this so far-Jeff and me...
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[music]: "sadness prevails"-today is the day.
Gawd...Jerry Springer is so hilarious. How can people go onto tv just to humiliate themselves? It's all these rednecks on right now and their screaming about incest. "Yer fucking yer sister....and I dont like it"! Blargh. Jeff, Brian+I are trying to find a way to get onto Springer. We came up with this so far-Jeff and me...
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serialx:
Yeah the whole gothic thing got so blown into a septic tank... Oh shit you ever read Secret Plot Deep? Man girl we got to hang out this weekend. Peace to the motherfuckin... whatever
BAMF!
BAMF!
eyeballkid:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH! you should go to a goth cafe wearing a chicago cubs shirt and poke everyone in the head repeatedly.
Cheers!
I will throw up some pictures of some work I've done ... hey, the walls and buildings and trains... they were asking for it! Begging for it looking all clean and shit! BAH! Cant have that!
I got my fill of asian chicks when i lived in hawaii. Thats all they had there...they bore me now. Plus, I want my girls to actually have tits.
Yeah...I wouldnt want to have to deal with her screaming. But...Then you can just punch her in the throat.
When do you get your acid reflux? The first thing I would try is pepcid advanced. Pepcid works wonders but takes a little bit of time to kick in and I believe that the advanced adds something to help in the short term.
That wig does sound pretty cool. I am wanting to get a great big afro wig and go as a Rodney X for halloween. I got the idea from an old Chris Rock character on Saturday Night Live. I'm afraid that I would get beatten up though.
night