Under Pressure by The Herd
...Man, it's been one heckuva month...
Great Aunt dies. My birthday. Friend has miscarriage. Two friends leave one to Quebec, one to Japan. Got a day's suspension from work. Went out with a girl I met on the internet. She just bitched about a girl in the library, turns out it was a girl I've had a bit of a crush on for over two years. Sorry, but a girl causing an alleged disturbance in the library wins over girl who bitches about it afterward. My opinion anyway. Just so damn numb. Wanna go out and tell someone. But no one wants to hear a moaner and a groaner. Especially not me.
Why rent a porno, I can watch rap videos on Much Music. Went to a friends' house flipped thru some porn channels, fuck. They never speak. Why don't they just put some white make up on and have mime sex? I'd like to see a porn with a water fight, with some humour, some rap, rhythm, some holding hands, jumping rope. Why can't sex be something more than a paycheck in a porno? I wish I could make a porn that started off with a girl coming to a guy's rescue in a gym or in the office and him taking a sudden interest in her. Going someplace wild and unexpected on a first date, find out they both like the same kinds of things and finally cue up the porn music. God, I got such a headache right now, should just get plastered and live out the rest of the weak-end in a comatose haze.
...Man, it's been one heckuva month...
Great Aunt dies. My birthday. Friend has miscarriage. Two friends leave one to Quebec, one to Japan. Got a day's suspension from work. Went out with a girl I met on the internet. She just bitched about a girl in the library, turns out it was a girl I've had a bit of a crush on for over two years. Sorry, but a girl causing an alleged disturbance in the library wins over girl who bitches about it afterward. My opinion anyway. Just so damn numb. Wanna go out and tell someone. But no one wants to hear a moaner and a groaner. Especially not me.
Why rent a porno, I can watch rap videos on Much Music. Went to a friends' house flipped thru some porn channels, fuck. They never speak. Why don't they just put some white make up on and have mime sex? I'd like to see a porn with a water fight, with some humour, some rap, rhythm, some holding hands, jumping rope. Why can't sex be something more than a paycheck in a porno? I wish I could make a porn that started off with a girl coming to a guy's rescue in a gym or in the office and him taking a sudden interest in her. Going someplace wild and unexpected on a first date, find out they both like the same kinds of things and finally cue up the porn music. God, I got such a headache right now, should just get plastered and live out the rest of the weak-end in a comatose haze.