imagoldfish

Sometimes the world seems like a crazy, angst-ridden place full of absurdity and confusion and unnecessary complications, not to mention colds that just won't go away. So you know what I did? I busted out my fuzzy jams, drank some cough syrup, and watched Lethal Weapon 3.
Oh man, it was awesome.

Damnit i need a partner in crime. And a shower. And possibly a haircut. Ugh.

Pics from the Honduras trip can be seen here and here. It was an incredible time, one of the best vacations ever. Unfortunately, I'm lazy as hell and I have a Russian quiz bright and early tommorrow morning, but buy me some drinks and I'll tell you some tales.

Gah, so much to do!
I love travelling once I'm actually out and doing it, but man do I hate the preparations part. Packing, taking care of last minute stuff, it sucks. Blech.

EDIT:
When the going gets tough...

So what have I been doing for the last 20 minutes? Enjoying a leisurely cup of coffee while reading the NYTimes. Because see, I know that...
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I like to think of fire held in a man's hand. Fire, a dangerous
force, tamed at his fingertips. I often wonder about the hours when a
man sits alone, watching the smoke of a cigarette, thinking. I wonder
what great things have come from such hours. When a man thinks, there
is a spot of fire alive in his mind--and it is proper that...
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Why is it that my relationships with others often seem to them to be anomalous as far as their normal interactions with people go? It's really odd. I keep hearing things like, "well, i can do that with YOU", or, "that kind of thing only happens when i'm with you". Why is that? It's really strange. I'm not entirely clear on whether or not it's...
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Oh March, you really are a peach.

Oh goldfish, they say, your conviction that February is the worst of all months is totally psychosomatic. And worst of all, I start to believe them. And everytime I think to myself, hey! This isn't bad at all! In fact, things seem pretty damn peachy! February fucks me in the ass.

My laptop is connected to my ipod, I'm listening to some Cocteau Twins,...
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Why do elephants drink?

To forget.

So when the phone rang for the 6th time I answered it. He was all, "So are we getting together or what?" I told him to relax and that this calling 5 times business was out of control. He was all, "Ok, it's cool, I'm not in a rush." I told him that I find it rather disturbing that he was trying that hard to...
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