Some friends of mine and I were playing touchy porn at the bar, and this girl walks up and is all, "Can I play with you guys? I love this game!" So we say of course, no problem. 6 rounds later she still hasn't touched the screen once and all she's said is "Wow". She left shortly thereafter.
Yeah, it's like that.
What's your favorite cold remedy? I've been pounding vitamin water, taking ibuprofen, and smearing knockoff vapo-rub under my nose. I have been very reluctant to take actual cold medicine for some reason. Oh, and I made chicken soup today. With barley! I seem somewhat healthier, I guess.
I went and saw The Exorcist tonight. Man was that quality. I had no idea that it would be so much fun! You know that scene where they lift up her shirt and the words "help me" appear on her stomach? I've decided that I want my body to produce messages like that. I'll lift up shirt and suddenly "feed me" will appear. Or "go away". Or "get me a motherfucking drink, like, now!"
Then I would be really cool.
Yeah, it's like that.
What's your favorite cold remedy? I've been pounding vitamin water, taking ibuprofen, and smearing knockoff vapo-rub under my nose. I have been very reluctant to take actual cold medicine for some reason. Oh, and I made chicken soup today. With barley! I seem somewhat healthier, I guess.
I went and saw The Exorcist tonight. Man was that quality. I had no idea that it would be so much fun! You know that scene where they lift up her shirt and the words "help me" appear on her stomach? I've decided that I want my body to produce messages like that. I'll lift up shirt and suddenly "feed me" will appear. Or "go away". Or "get me a motherfucking drink, like, now!"
Then I would be really cool.
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And I may have to plagiarize Maximillian's approach to cold remedies.
what a great movie