imaginaryrobot

Holy midget balls am I bored at work! And when I'm bored I come up with stupid ideas and turn into a real smart ass around here.

Today's list of stupid ideas:

- TV show called "The Antique Clown Show" - based on the Antique Road Show, a bunch of old clowns sit at a table and let some old English guy talk about their distinguishing characteristics and ancestry and gives them dollar values based on their clown qualities

- Midget flavored dog food, which turned into a conspiracy of midgets running the country without anyone noticing because they're so short. The only way we found out was because a drug dog started eating midget flavored dog food and got the taste of midgets, and accidentally attacked a midget who happened to be carrying 10 pounds of heroin... it all started from there

- Are there any Jewish Mexicans? If there are, I'd call'em Jexicans.

- And there was some discussion about the big Jesus statue in Brazil being put there by aliens around the time of dinosaurs... cuz he wanted something big, but somewhere no one would find it cuz it's so damn hot down there.

ahhhh the stupid juices are flowing today! Can you smell it?