fuck I'm bored... so this will be random...
I've been working at home since Thursday. It's awesome, but I've either been working or cleaning my house or working on my yard. Everything's spotless here and my yard looks amazing and all of my work's done and I'm fucking borrrrred. I've been locked up in my house way too long. I need to go do a...
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I've been working at home since Thursday. It's awesome, but I've either been working or cleaning my house or working on my yard. Everything's spotless here and my yard looks amazing and all of my work's done and I'm fucking borrrrred. I've been locked up in my house way too long. I need to go do a...
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dusty:
thank you! no matter what i try, i just cunt escape the cheeze!
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illstabyou:
That rules !
theburningred:
That's not very nice!!! 
there comes a time in every man's life where he has to update his favorite sexual positions and cd collection...
_alice_:
BWUAHAHHAAAAAA!
illstabyou:
I really knew that was a caffeine molecule -- seriously. 
I got duuurrrruuuunnkkkk last night! Drunk enough to get all emotional and shit thinking back about things and distant family members and stuff. But it was a good ending to a good 2 week visit from Julie. We saw sea turtles at a rescue facility, then had amazing cuban food and then went and saw an indie band called Libyan Hitsquad which fucking rocked da...
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_alice_:
that picture is reeeeally cute .
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_alice_:
damn right!
It's raining
It's pouring
My job is fucking boring!
It's pouring
My job is fucking boring!
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theburningred:
that my dear, was pure talent!
_alice_:
i work 4 hours a week, and i`m drunk for at least two out of those four hours, so i barely remember what i did to get the job.
Well I had an amazing weekend! How about you?
I took a comp day off Friday, because I worked on the wekend a few weeks ago so I had a free day off, and spent it at the beach all day drinking coronas and relaxing with my girl Julie in my comfortable as a mother fucker new beach chair. I usually hate lugging a beach...
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I took a comp day off Friday, because I worked on the wekend a few weeks ago so I had a free day off, and spent it at the beach all day drinking coronas and relaxing with my girl Julie in my comfortable as a mother fucker new beach chair. I usually hate lugging a beach...
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illstabyou:
Doesn't it suck to just think a couple of days ago you were in a beach chair drinking fruity drinks and now you're back in the cubicle wishing you could ... well ... not be in the cubicle.
I agree. I need to either win the lottery or find me a sugar daddy (mommy).
I agree. I need to either win the lottery or find me a sugar daddy (mommy).
ahhh hhhhhhhhhh hahhhhhhhhhhhhh aahaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
whoa... that was mind numbing
whoa... that was mind numbing
arete:
wow. dude, i think my eyes just started bleeding 
I saw a one armed man today and thought to myself... no matter how fucked up things are going right now, or how pissed off I am at my situation, this dude's been through a hell of a lot more than I have. Then I pictured him getting into an accident and having his arm severed half way down and going through months of pain...
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_alice_:
yeah, i always remember what a bitch i`m being when i see people in worse situations than me...... then i forget a week later and go back to my normal self.
i really need to get a handle on that.
i really need to get a handle on that.
illstabyou:
I forgot his name, but there's this professional skater with no legs. After seeing him, I refuse to complain about anything.
Whats up bitches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm pissed off cuz I had an appointment with HR Block to do my taxes tonight, and I went in with all my shit, and they tell me they can't file taxes for businesses there. They didn't tell me that shit last week when i made the appointment. Fucking morons. Now I gotta either go to another HR Block or find an...
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I'm pissed off cuz I had an appointment with HR Block to do my taxes tonight, and I went in with all my shit, and they tell me they can't file taxes for businesses there. They didn't tell me that shit last week when i made the appointment. Fucking morons. Now I gotta either go to another HR Block or find an...
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lilac44:
What can I say, I couldn't stay away from the tits.
arete:
taxes are for chumps. and people who don't want to be attacked by the IRS
Completely random thoughts... just because I felt like wasting time and updating
- Tax time sux! But more money from last year's fucked up return is good!
- Bank of America is run by the mafia, I swear! If I miraculously got a return for all of the fees they've charged me for the past 6 years I'd be a rich man.
- 2 faced...
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- Tax time sux! But more money from last year's fucked up return is good!
- Bank of America is run by the mafia, I swear! If I miraculously got a return for all of the fees they've charged me for the past 6 years I'd be a rich man.
- 2 faced...
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_alice_:
tax time sucked ass for me last year. i ended up getting no money back, and then a collection agency called me six months later telling me i owed $700 towards my health care. apparently, when you finally start making enough money to live off of, the government decides you also make enough to give them for health care coverage.
i was smart this year. i`m getting most of my money under the table, so not only should i get some back, but i shouldn`t have to pay for health care this year.
mwuahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!
i was smart this year. i`m getting most of my money under the table, so not only should i get some back, but i shouldn`t have to pay for health care this year.
mwuahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!
illstabyou:
Thanks for the reminder that taxes are almost due.
... and that's a really cool truck you're getting there.
... and that's a really cool truck you're getting there.
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makko:
LOL, Thats was great!! Fingers taste good!!! 
surfbetty:
yeah...minus the stomach thingy though. ...this sux!!!
sniffle.
...this sux!!!
sniffle.