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seratonin:
Wow, you musta smoked some crazy weed to come up with all that...
fifty50:
but... what are they for?
I said sing, sing me a song
And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong
I know I know I ain't correct
But politics are so much better when there's sex
Albums I'm Currently Listening To:
Louis XIV - The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
The Bravery - The Bravery [UK]
Weezer - Make Believe
Reel Big Fish - We're Not Happy Til You're...
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And bang me like the girls in Hong Kong
I know I know I ain't correct
But politics are so much better when there's sex
Albums I'm Currently Listening To:
Louis XIV - The Best Little Secrets Are Kept
The Bravery - The Bravery [UK]
Weezer - Make Believe
Reel Big Fish - We're Not Happy Til You're...
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_alice_:
those scissors are crafty little fuckers.
you really have to keep an eye on them...
although keeping an eye on them can also get you into trouble.
there`s really just no winning with them
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you really have to keep an eye on them...
although keeping an eye on them can also get you into trouble.
there`s really just no winning with them
.I give up on the boards. About half of my comments get retaliated with failed attempts to be witty assholes or to defend idiotic opinions. Which, I guess is my idiotic opinion. But yeah... it's boring anymore. I'm gonna stick to having decent conversations with my friends list and go back to looking at naked girls. That is all.
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theburningred:
well it sounds as if you are about ready then! All you need now is a bottle of crown, a deck of cards, a porno flick, and 2 hot bitches! 
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 6:10PM]
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 6:10PM]
_alice_:
yeah, i try to stay away from those boards.
they seem pretty boring for the most part, i only resort to them when i reeeeeeally have nothing to do.
otherwise it`s all friends list, groups, and of course: nekkid chicas.
they seem pretty boring for the most part, i only resort to them when i reeeeeeally have nothing to do.
otherwise it`s all friends list, groups, and of course: nekkid chicas.
bye bye grey peeps 
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Holy monkey testicles am I sore. This workout thing I'm doin KICKS MY ASS! My abs haven't been this sore ever. And I've worked out a lot. The only way I can describe it is like Ron Burgundy - "It's a deep burn!" I probably did around 200 pushups last night during this workout. I'm gonna really be sore tomorrow....
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Holy monkey testicles am I sore. This workout thing I'm doin KICKS MY ASS! My abs haven't been this sore ever. And I've worked out a lot. The only way I can describe it is like Ron Burgundy - "It's a deep burn!" I probably did around 200 pushups last night during this workout. I'm gonna really be sore tomorrow....
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industrielle:
Can you walk today push-up man? To answer your querie- I played the baby girl... I doubt you remember, I also did the really fast flips on the long trampoline... Fun. The guy who stole your popcorn is my landlord. 
seratonin:
Move to Vancouver...it's amazing and not freezing cold in winter like NY or Toronto.
Today's the first day of my June resolution to not eat garbage anymore...cutting down on sugar is hurting as much as your abs, it seems.
Today's the first day of my June resolution to not eat garbage anymore...cutting down on sugar is hurting as much as your abs, it seems.
Solitude has kinda been nice, just when I feel like I'm gonna go nuts with boredom, I get creative.
I wrote another song, and got the chords down too... I think it's my 1st complete song ever. I'm pretty happy. And I finished the other song I started to write the other night. It has a fuckin awesome chord structure, and I can't stop playin...
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I wrote another song, and got the chords down too... I think it's my 1st complete song ever. I'm pretty happy. And I finished the other song I started to write the other night. It has a fuckin awesome chord structure, and I can't stop playin...
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stella_marie:
all i know is he dropped those panites on the way out of my house this morning
industrielle:
Ohhh.... I saw in an old post of yours that you saw Cirque's "mystere" a couple years ago. I was performing in that show then.... Now I'm reading your lyrics and YOU are entertaining ME! The tables have turned!
I got a dvd burner today... it's fuckin sweeeet. I can't believe I haven't bought one till now.
I bought this set of dvds for this whole workout thing for plyometrics and yoga and core training that I'm going to attempt to do for the next 90 days to get all sexy and stuff (haha)... and it's 13 dvds and like $150 so you know...
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I bought this set of dvds for this whole workout thing for plyometrics and yoga and core training that I'm going to attempt to do for the next 90 days to get all sexy and stuff (haha)... and it's 13 dvds and like $150 so you know...
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illstabyou:
At times like this I'm happy I don't have a DVD burner. I can see myself going to the video store and renting way too many movies for the purpose of burning copies of all of them.
seratonin:
Oregon Trail is the shit...it was the subject of a long, stoned conversation last night, so I set out on the trail with my team of oxen today to find the website with the dysentery picture everyone was laughing about...and I obviously found it. I remember playing that game on big fat floppy disks on the Apple IIGS in like grade 4. FUN!
the creative juice are flowin over here... get a cup
http://www.clashculture.com/
Starting this site to showcase artists, musicians, art shows, concerts, reviews, and all kinds of other stuff as it progresses. It'll have forums, blogs, portfolios and lots more. It should be a fun project.
I'm also designing some t-shirts. I've got a couple of ideas and drew one up in illustrator today. After I...
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http://www.clashculture.com/
Starting this site to showcase artists, musicians, art shows, concerts, reviews, and all kinds of other stuff as it progresses. It'll have forums, blogs, portfolios and lots more. It should be a fun project.
I'm also designing some t-shirts. I've got a couple of ideas and drew one up in illustrator today. After I...
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_alice_:
i want a job where i get to play with photo shop all day.
those are some good creative juices you`ve got flowing there
.
those are some good creative juices you`ve got flowing there
.Holy midget balls am I bored at work! And when I'm bored I come up with stupid ideas and turn into a real smart ass around here.
Today's list of stupid ideas:
- TV show called "The Antique Clown Show" - based on the Antique Road Show, a bunch of old clowns sit at a table and let some old English guy talk about their...
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Today's list of stupid ideas:
- TV show called "The Antique Clown Show" - based on the Antique Road Show, a bunch of old clowns sit at a table and let some old English guy talk about their...
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posh:
laptop.
_alice_:
like, totally!
who doesn`t play britney?!?!
who doesn`t play britney?!?!
Yaaay! My internet is back up! A crazy storm came through here like a hurricane and my internet was down all night. I actually worked out! My god! It's funny the things you can accomplish when the computer doesn't have it's mind control powers on.
Things are pretty lame around here lately... I actually don't know why I'm even writing about anything here but I'm...
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Things are pretty lame around here lately... I actually don't know why I'm even writing about anything here but I'm...
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theburningred:
HEEEY YOU GUYS!!! 
surfbetty:
sweet!!! I love underground shit!!! I'll hafta do that!! 
on the hair thing, I say go to one exteme or the other....like my hub will either shave it all off or grow it out all long and scruffy...personally i like the scruffy look.
on the hair thing, I say go to one exteme or the other....like my hub will either shave it all off or grow it out all long and scruffy...personally i like the scruffy look.
_alice_:
that`s fucking funny shit .
some day i hope to find my friends in porn.
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some day i hope to find my friends in porn.
illstabyou:
Its always funny spotting people you know on the internet. 
I keep having these crazy vivid wild dreams about really random shit and I wake up in the middle of the night thinking to myself "I have to remember this one". So I stay up for a few minutes to let it really sink in, then by morning I've forgotten what it was. Damnit. I never remember any of my dreams and it's starting to...
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lyrics of the night:
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
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surfbetty:
sucking on titties gets everyone's attention.
illstabyou:
I never knew the right words to that song -- its good to know.