iloveyoumang

What a complete asshole I am. I locked my self out of the apartment for the second time. This time only took twenty minutes. Again, I tried to pry, pick, slam, twist, poke, pull...well, you get the point. Picture a monkey reaching through the bars for that bananna that is 50 yards away. So my hands are sore, my ego bruised, my spirit nearly crushed. Then it hits me. Go downstairs. Prop back door open. Ring landlord's buzzer (oh puh-leeeeze be home). He's standing there...what's the matter? What's wrong? What broke?

I did it again.

You have no shoes on.

I know man...sorry, the wind just took the damn door so fast.

That's all I had to do. So to alleviate the pain, I decided to share this little story instead of working on all this fucking commission work that's piling up. I need a drink.