What the fuck?
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I worked security for a "swingers" party. Catfight was the band..yeah, all ladies. Trouble is, they lack polish...no...they need practice. The lead singer was gorgeous, and she had a pretty cool voice. They all got a bracelet from moi....cuz I'm a total fucking kiss ass when it comes to chicks that rawk.
Oh, I didn't mention the swingers party? No, I didn't. Totally pathetic. Old people with money, timeshare, and big houses they call clubs. Young, very attractive men and women use these people and places. Likewise, the old people have sex with the young people...thus using them. Quite an interesting arrangement. I'm a sick fucker, I've been in the orgies and all that, but this seemed really out of my perversions. Anybody out there swing? Did I pretty much get it right? Did I mention that I haven't gotten laid since my trip?
I mean...What the fuck?!?!?
A new series that I will do my best to update...right here, only on iloveyoumang's captivating journal.
I worked security for a "swingers" party. Catfight was the band..yeah, all ladies. Trouble is, they lack polish...no...they need practice. The lead singer was gorgeous, and she had a pretty cool voice. They all got a bracelet from moi....cuz I'm a total fucking kiss ass when it comes to chicks that rawk.
Oh, I didn't mention the swingers party? No, I didn't. Totally pathetic. Old people with money, timeshare, and big houses they call clubs. Young, very attractive men and women use these people and places. Likewise, the old people have sex with the young people...thus using them. Quite an interesting arrangement. I'm a sick fucker, I've been in the orgies and all that, but this seemed really out of my perversions. Anybody out there swing? Did I pretty much get it right? Did I mention that I haven't gotten laid since my trip?
I mean...What the fuck?!?!?