Fuck New Years Eve. Who cares. I get so pissed every NYE...It's worse than a birfday. At my age, birfdays should be pissing me off. Oh hey...piss off if nobody likes my cutesy Ms. Spellings...deal with it. I have a hangover and I'm taking it out on all of you.
Serious tone here.
I dunno what got into me the other night. I luff porn, nudity, sex, crazy sex...all that shit. HOWEVER.
I'm watching Movie link, and Howard Stern is playing "anal ring toss" (it's a dildo in a woman's ass, and they are trying to throw rings on the damn thing) Yeah...so I pay $5 to watch this on the internet, and I'm laughing and having a blast.
THEN. I become awash with a dreadful feeling. Please don't make fun of me here..this was a real shitty feeling. I tried to imagine myself as a beautiful woman, doing what that woman was doing. It pissed me off, it made me feel shitty. Then, I felt shitty for watching it. I felt bad for her. The whole intro to the show involved the hosts asking her WHY she would do such a thing, but she seemed fine with it and prolly felt a little important to be on such a big radio show.
I'm telling you honestly though, maybe it's my 34 year old age, maybe I'm not as crazy as I used to be, maybe it's the reason for my declining strip club nights out...I dunno, but it actually affects me emotionally in a way that doesn't agree with me. I've dated dancers...never had a prollem with it. So this is a completely new sensitivity evolving.
HA! Why are you a member of SG?
This is tasteful...this is art. G'head, disagree with me on that.
Holy shit, I just realized that going so long without sex has turned me into a living, breathing, human being. Amazing. Don't try this at home, I'm a professional.
Serious tone here.
I dunno what got into me the other night. I luff porn, nudity, sex, crazy sex...all that shit. HOWEVER.
I'm watching Movie link, and Howard Stern is playing "anal ring toss" (it's a dildo in a woman's ass, and they are trying to throw rings on the damn thing) Yeah...so I pay $5 to watch this on the internet, and I'm laughing and having a blast.
THEN. I become awash with a dreadful feeling. Please don't make fun of me here..this was a real shitty feeling. I tried to imagine myself as a beautiful woman, doing what that woman was doing. It pissed me off, it made me feel shitty. Then, I felt shitty for watching it. I felt bad for her. The whole intro to the show involved the hosts asking her WHY she would do such a thing, but she seemed fine with it and prolly felt a little important to be on such a big radio show.
I'm telling you honestly though, maybe it's my 34 year old age, maybe I'm not as crazy as I used to be, maybe it's the reason for my declining strip club nights out...I dunno, but it actually affects me emotionally in a way that doesn't agree with me. I've dated dancers...never had a prollem with it. So this is a completely new sensitivity evolving.
HA! Why are you a member of SG?
This is tasteful...this is art. G'head, disagree with me on that.
Holy shit, I just realized that going so long without sex has turned me into a living, breathing, human being. Amazing. Don't try this at home, I'm a professional.
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but then again we all have our reasons.
to do some of the things we do.
I don't understand why someone would want to do that on national tv....I don't really care for Howard Stern and the boys at all.
Just remember, whatever you will do, some else out there will try to top you just because they can. So, I wouldn't be surprised to see dancing flamingo girls on zebras with butt plugs hanging from their butts soon...
A person can only humiliate you as much as you are willing to be humiliated...
Happy New Year