kicked out the house
i got kicked out the house
hip house
kicked out the house
for good.
yep. my landlord decided to terminate my tenancy this afternoon as of july 1st. so, i guess i'll be going going back back to cali cali a little bit sooner than i had expected.
i spent about 5 minutes screaming at these two guys (my landlord, and his brother in law, whom he had deliver the paper to us while he stood behind and watched) about how they're 'pussies' (i don't like using the term as an insult, but i figured it was the best way to make them feel like the cowards they are, and damn, you should've seen the looks on their faces.) because they wouldn't even talk about it with me... they just were like uh, here you go. you don't deserve reasoning, but you can start paying twice your rent as of july 1st if you want to stay here. no thanks...
so yeh, i was going after their manhood with a butcher knife. seriously, they wouldn't know how to be a man if someone gave them a checklist and an elaborate demonstration. my roommate was trying to get their contact info to have her dad (the lawyer) give them a call, but they refused to give it to her. so, while i was screaming at them, she was calmly blocking their way out. one of them used their body to push her out of the way; i ran over there when i saw this and heard her raising her voice when he made physical contact with her... i wasn't aout to let him touch my homie. she was ok, she didn't need my help; she ripped the glasses off his face and threw them on the ground (broke them). his bitch ass was like "oh, now there's damages" and he said something about us paying for the damages (he'd also said something about us not leaving the apartment a mess/damaged when we move out... ummm, is he begging for it or what? too bad i don't want to fuck up my kharma. but i promise you this, i'm not cleaning the shithole when i leave. and he can have fun scrubbing the multiple colors of hair dye off the bathroom walls.)
blah blah blah... after these assholes went away, we were like what are we going to do? we were planning on moving to LA around september... so she was like, "should we just go?" FUCK YEH WE SHOULD!!! so regardless of the nature of my hostile screaming fit, it was ended with a "THANK YOU!@#!@" seriously.. it's the best thing they could've done. this is the universe telling us to get the fuck out of here.
uh huh.
ooooh... want to hear the best part??
about 20 minutes later, they came back. i was like, oh great, our homies are back. this time, they brought a couple municipal pals with them. THESE FUCKING BITCHES CALLED THE COPS ON US!@#! we were like, "why are you here?" they told us that he had told them that "she struck him!@#@!" i was like, he made the first move, what was she supposed to do, let a big fat man push her around without hitting him back???!?! he had forgotten to tell them about the part where he pushed her first. oh my god. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS.
i got kicked out the house
hip house
kicked out the house
for good.
yep. my landlord decided to terminate my tenancy this afternoon as of july 1st. so, i guess i'll be going going back back to cali cali a little bit sooner than i had expected.
i spent about 5 minutes screaming at these two guys (my landlord, and his brother in law, whom he had deliver the paper to us while he stood behind and watched) about how they're 'pussies' (i don't like using the term as an insult, but i figured it was the best way to make them feel like the cowards they are, and damn, you should've seen the looks on their faces.) because they wouldn't even talk about it with me... they just were like uh, here you go. you don't deserve reasoning, but you can start paying twice your rent as of july 1st if you want to stay here. no thanks...
so yeh, i was going after their manhood with a butcher knife. seriously, they wouldn't know how to be a man if someone gave them a checklist and an elaborate demonstration. my roommate was trying to get their contact info to have her dad (the lawyer) give them a call, but they refused to give it to her. so, while i was screaming at them, she was calmly blocking their way out. one of them used their body to push her out of the way; i ran over there when i saw this and heard her raising her voice when he made physical contact with her... i wasn't aout to let him touch my homie. she was ok, she didn't need my help; she ripped the glasses off his face and threw them on the ground (broke them). his bitch ass was like "oh, now there's damages" and he said something about us paying for the damages (he'd also said something about us not leaving the apartment a mess/damaged when we move out... ummm, is he begging for it or what? too bad i don't want to fuck up my kharma. but i promise you this, i'm not cleaning the shithole when i leave. and he can have fun scrubbing the multiple colors of hair dye off the bathroom walls.)
blah blah blah... after these assholes went away, we were like what are we going to do? we were planning on moving to LA around september... so she was like, "should we just go?" FUCK YEH WE SHOULD!!! so regardless of the nature of my hostile screaming fit, it was ended with a "THANK YOU!@#!@" seriously.. it's the best thing they could've done. this is the universe telling us to get the fuck out of here.
uh huh.
ooooh... want to hear the best part??
about 20 minutes later, they came back. i was like, oh great, our homies are back. this time, they brought a couple municipal pals with them. THESE FUCKING BITCHES CALLED THE COPS ON US!@#! we were like, "why are you here?" they told us that he had told them that "she struck him!@#@!" i was like, he made the first move, what was she supposed to do, let a big fat man push her around without hitting him back???!?! he had forgotten to tell them about the part where he pushed her first. oh my god. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS.
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My old place was such a slum, but was fine because I had no problems with it, then the landlord sold it and these people tried to fix it up, that's when I got problems. Bounce out to cali, at least the weather will be nice enough that if you still have to deal with assholes you pay rent to you can just sleep outside.