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It's my birthday, SUCKAS!


That is all...
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msselfdestruct:
happy birthday mister. guess today YOURE the drunk bitch. kiss
bza:
happy birthday!!!!!!! kisskisskiss
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Man.... so much going on. You don't even KNOW!

Mostly cause I suck at updating this....


But here I will try to catch you up on the life and times of the mighty ilooklikesatan!


I lost my job a couple of weeks ago. I do mostly contract work for the Department of Defense, and well... we didn't win the new contract. Sooo... no need for...
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ravioli:
that is a ridiculous logo love
msselfdestruct:
NO! (maybe) tongue
ARRR!!!
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Is it me? Do I have some vibe that attracts the weirdos? I don't get it.....


I meet this chick on a dating site (yeah yeah.....) and we talk, seems cool enough. She asks if I want to get a drink. Sure, we hang out and have a drink. She's alright, pretty cute. Everything seems kosher.

Next day... she's blowing up my phone talking about...
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vesta:
"you should also try drunken chatroulette with funny hats." -- he said to the straight edge as fuck Suicide Girl. tongueI have, however, gone the funny hat route.
rexx:
i definitely will be at the beach sometime this summer to visit. va beach is the closest one to me! and we need to hang again!

you should never trust a girl who has never seen the original nightmare on elm street.

ever.
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acacia:
PBR Knight is my FAVORITE hahahaha!!
phecda:
you got it!!<3
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I'm jumping on the bandwagon....
Ask Me Anything!

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rexx:
for real?! i havn't listened to fear factory in forever, but its an old love for sure! keep me posted. i think any beach is just as awesome as hell city will surely be. i need some sun and sand
ravioli:
not allowed! mad
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I realized I no longer know like any single ladies around here.

In the span of only a few months it seems they've all started dating, getting engaged, and even married. It's ridiculous!

Now I have no stable of potential dates/fuck buddies that would never happen anyways because I'm too shy and neurotic to make a move anyways, but always enjoyed knowing that maybe I...
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acacia:
I feel like maybe that recent Beyonce single unleashed the marriage epidemic in your area. I mean, you dig my logic, no?

Beyonce says you put a ring on it...well, you better put a ring on it! wink
acacia:
All I know is...smart people will avoid it LIKE THE PLAGUE!!
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Holy crap shits. Go see Hot Tub Time Machine. Hi-larious.

Also I really don't know what to write about anymore...

Anyone got questions for me to answer or curious about me in any way?
rexx:
"stay insane" best advice of all time. i may get it tattooed on my forehead. sorry i missed the last show! i can never get online and i forgot :-( anything coming up in the next few months? i'm thinking of coming to va beach sometime next month. get some good beach drunkenness in before the crowds come out. all those fucks. sheesh. well i hope you're doin good rockin out etc..peace!!!!

p.s. i slept in my malthus shirt last night!
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It's a Malthus video EXTRAVAGANZA!!



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r3x:
What the hell sized luggage could I possibly use?
Maybe if I take a page from Lost and ship a coffin along with me...
leib_:
thank you for agreeing.
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My mom is slipping further into Alzheimer's...

There is nothing that prepares you for this. No matter how much you see it coming.
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coollkefonzie:
*hugs*
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acacia:
<3
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Hey if you guys are on facebook:
Become a fan of Malthus, please!
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r3x:
MALTHUSSSSSS!

I never claimed to be all lovey dovey with her. pssh! pfft! You gotta be HARD with women these days. I KEEPS IT REEEAL!
r3x:
Yeah, it's still going strong today.
Oh, if only I knew some loose women and I could have some kind of reverse gangbang deal going on this weekend.


...and then I wake up. tongue