Hey SG LAND!
Man... this week has been awesome. I'll just give you some highlights... way too much to get into details.
First I'd like to say that to all you people who like the movie Twilight.... WHAT DIRECTLY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?!
We're talking about a movie about vampires that can't go into sunlight because it makes them SPARKLE! Their weakness is that they are TOO PRETTY?! The moment you saw that seen you should have hit Stop. Right then and there. Then Eject. Then taken the disc and broke it in half. From there use the shards TO STAB YOUR EYES OUT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SEEN!
Not only is this movie (and book series) a fuckin' travesty to the Vampire lore (that's right... travesty, not an an interesting original take... because not all things original are interesting), but the acting is straight fucktarded.
I don't think any actor or actress in that movie changed expressions the entire time. The lead chick looked constipated the whole film and very unnatural.
UGH!
Anyways.. bad movie. You get the idea.
But let me tell you about an AMAZING movie you should go out and see right now. Monsters vs. Aliens. If you have the option see it in 3D. I don't care if you've seen other things in 3D and didn't like it... this will blow your god damned MIND. I have never seen 3D done so perfectly. IN-FUCK-U-CREDIBLE.
Here are picture of me and Nerra getting ready to watch it with our bad ass 3D glasses on
I look like a fat Joaquin Phoenix:
Nerra, however, takes better pictures than I do
What makes those pictures especially awesome is that they were taken with our iPhones and then we emailed each other our photos while sitting next to each other. Because being nerds in public places is quite possibly the most fun thing to do ever in the history of ever.
A lot of this week has been having fun with Nerra. I guess I could complain about that... but I see no reason in lying to you all. It's been an absolute blast and I plan to continue to be a pain in her ass until she tires of having a fat bearded man at her side.
OH SHIT! That's right! And I bought a new 1300 dollar king sized pillow top double-sided mattress! Sadly I can't sleep on it until I finish moving into my new place and I have it delivered there. But that's my incentive for hurrying the fuck up! But when I do.... oooohhh... the sleep I shall sleep....
Tonight I'm gonna buy me some Captain Morgan's Private Stock and Resident Evil 5 and have me a damn good evening.
Tomorrow night Malthus plays a show for a birthday bash of one of our biggest fans as a thank you for her continued support. Also Nerra gets to see us for the first time. She likes good music, so I'm sure we'll not fail to disappoint.
Man... this week has been awesome. I'll just give you some highlights... way too much to get into details.
First I'd like to say that to all you people who like the movie Twilight.... WHAT DIRECTLY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?!
We're talking about a movie about vampires that can't go into sunlight because it makes them SPARKLE! Their weakness is that they are TOO PRETTY?! The moment you saw that seen you should have hit Stop. Right then and there. Then Eject. Then taken the disc and broke it in half. From there use the shards TO STAB YOUR EYES OUT FOR WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SEEN!
Not only is this movie (and book series) a fuckin' travesty to the Vampire lore (that's right... travesty, not an an interesting original take... because not all things original are interesting), but the acting is straight fucktarded.
I don't think any actor or actress in that movie changed expressions the entire time. The lead chick looked constipated the whole film and very unnatural.
UGH!
Anyways.. bad movie. You get the idea.
But let me tell you about an AMAZING movie you should go out and see right now. Monsters vs. Aliens. If you have the option see it in 3D. I don't care if you've seen other things in 3D and didn't like it... this will blow your god damned MIND. I have never seen 3D done so perfectly. IN-FUCK-U-CREDIBLE.
Here are picture of me and Nerra getting ready to watch it with our bad ass 3D glasses on
I look like a fat Joaquin Phoenix:
Nerra, however, takes better pictures than I do
What makes those pictures especially awesome is that they were taken with our iPhones and then we emailed each other our photos while sitting next to each other. Because being nerds in public places is quite possibly the most fun thing to do ever in the history of ever.
A lot of this week has been having fun with Nerra. I guess I could complain about that... but I see no reason in lying to you all. It's been an absolute blast and I plan to continue to be a pain in her ass until she tires of having a fat bearded man at her side.
OH SHIT! That's right! And I bought a new 1300 dollar king sized pillow top double-sided mattress! Sadly I can't sleep on it until I finish moving into my new place and I have it delivered there. But that's my incentive for hurrying the fuck up! But when I do.... oooohhh... the sleep I shall sleep....
Tonight I'm gonna buy me some Captain Morgan's Private Stock and Resident Evil 5 and have me a damn good evening.
Tomorrow night Malthus plays a show for a birthday bash of one of our biggest fans as a thank you for her continued support. Also Nerra gets to see us for the first time. She likes good music, so I'm sure we'll not fail to disappoint.
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rexx:
i'm glad 
hahaha and those pictures are badass. being a nerd in public is the fucking shit.
hahaha and those pictures are badass. being a nerd in public is the fucking shit. 
ambizzle26:
thank you 