I started making videos about lightsabers! This was my first one, so it's kind of basic. I hope you'll be patient with me!
Chicago is a great place to screw... it must be, because they have their own type of screw: the Chicago screw! You know what they say, you either screw, or get screwed. But what if you UN-SCREW???
The first video in my series: "Lord Xerus vs the Chicago Screw" blew up. But now, part 2, which is way better, is stalling out! What am I doing wrong?
https://www.tiktok.com/@lordxerus/video/7203856271965965611?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7203200160859522603
jadestone:
Tiktok is so hard 😫
SG is a great place for sexy people to lounge around in their underwear looking sexy, so I decided to join the fun! Come into my bodoir. Just be aware that I like it kind of rough. Pardon me while I change into something more comfortable... a 14th century gambeson from Quilted Armour! It's got a funny little European "u" so you know it's LEGIT!
I'm not normally into it. But I could be persuaded to try it... Just this once. Just for YOU!
Me too! Ok, of course all you sexy ladies out there have voluptuous, vivacious #LEGS that all of us want to kiss and do other things to. Well I have legs too! Except mine are metal. Titanium to be exact. Join me as I review and modify them! Shall we call this a case of, I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
...with titanium armor! Watch the sparks fly as I modify these titanium pauldrons! They have #pretty fleur de lis on them!
corico:
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I forget where I drop my videos. But this is a fun one. I take a shield blank, add the hardware and dye the padding in a melange of #baroque #pageantry. See? I'm good at words.Well, I'm better at editing. Enjoy!
corico:
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Happy St. Patrick's day! I just finished part 2 of Lord Xerus and the Christmas Savings, my off-the-wall Christmas special. It took a long time to finish part 2 because it's so chock-full-of-goodness, like fights with toy store mascots, animated flashback sequences, and original music, including a parody of "Bodies Hit the Floor" that'll have your smoking hot body hitting the floor LAUGHING! So check...
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Feeling brave? Join Lord Xerus on this harrowing quest to save Lord Santa Claus from the clutches of evil!!!