What's the one thing knights like to do on their day off? Go to the Joust, of course! Too bad it's such a long trek, fraught with perils such as wily wizards, judgmental children, and bagpipes. When he and his retinue finally do arive, the Crunk Knight does not participate in the tourney. But legend says he's better off the field than on... as a color commentator!
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