My most glorious ladies!
I, Lord Xerus, have arrived to guard your soft supple curves. I am very hard... er, uh, I mean, am covered with the hardest armor, ready to do battle for your honor! Or perhaps a good conquering is in order? I'll take any excuse to wave my sword around, if I'm being perfectly honest. Watch this video and decide if you need more Lord Xerus in your life!
