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The first video in my series: "Lord Xerus vs the Chicago Screw" blew up. But now, part 2, which is way better, is stalling out! What am I doing wrong?

https://www.tiktok.com/@lordxerus/video/7203856271965965611?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7203200160859522603

SG is a great place for sexy people to lounge around in their underwear looking sexy, so I decided to join the fun! Come into my bodoir. Just be aware that I like it kind of rough. Pardon me while I change into something more comfortable... a 14th century gambeson from Quilted Armour! It's got a funny little European "u" so you know it's LEGIT!

I'm not normally into it. But I could be persuaded to try it... Just this once. Just for YOU!

Me too! Ok, of course all you sexy ladies out there have voluptuous, vivacious #LEGS that all of us want to kiss and do other things to. Well I have legs too! Except mine are metal. Titanium to be exact. Join me as I review and modify them! Shall we call this a case of, I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

...with titanium armor! Watch the sparks fly as I modify these titanium pauldrons! They have #pretty fleur de lis on them!

I forget where I drop my videos. But this is a fun one. I take a shield blank, add the hardware and dye the padding in a melange of #baroque #pageantry. See? I'm good at words.Well, I'm better at editing. Enjoy!

Happy St. Patrick's day! I just finished part 2 of Lord Xerus and the Christmas Savings, my off-the-wall Christmas special. It took a long time to finish part 2 because it's so chock-full-of-goodness, like fights with toy store mascots, animated flashback sequences, and original music, including a parody of "Bodies Hit the Floor" that'll have your smoking hot body hitting the floor LAUGHING! So check...
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Feeling brave? Join Lord Xerus on this harrowing quest to save Lord Santa Claus from the clutches of evil!!!

Explore the CAT-A-COMBS 🐈🪥 beneath Lord Xerus' castle as the Crunk Knight⚔️🛡 takes you on this zany adventure!

I'm so sorry ladies... I almost forgot to post my latest video here! I'd hate for you to miss it. It's full of pretty sparks and also power tools! And a furry friend makes an appearance at the end! I think you will like it.

Time to buff out the rust, sweep out the cobwebs, squeeze back into the #armor, and sweat to the oldies... of the 900's through the 1600's! Time to go BACK TO FIGHTER PRACTICE!

This is my latest video. I've been working on it since February. It's not nearly as fun as the Halloween special, but it's nearly as long and almost took as much effort to make. *Sigh* On days like this I'd rather be a sexy lady and take gorgeous sexifull pictures like you gals. But hey, a like from you will cheer me up!