Well last night was a good one. Dorkgyrl, NicoleLee and I went to the Char to get our drink on. When we first arrived we got our table and then recieved our drinks. When we got back to the table my little homie had to join the fun. Nicole took a picture of the cute little man because nobody would believe me that we had a homie come along for the ride. As time passed and a few shots later we were joined with the overwieght, bifocal Stephen King. DorkGyrl and I got our groove on to Sinatra with Mr. King. Before Mr. King left the bar he gave us a nice mental picture by putting a piece of fake puke up against the glass which was hanging out of his mouth (sorry no pic of this one) and waved good bye.
After one more shot I tried to make my way to the jukebox to play some tunes and was greeted by a stranger that felt the need to help me. I picked my tunes and he decided to join in by placing a large bill into the jukebox which gave him 18 songs. He couldn't master the workings of a jukebox so being the nice person that I am I choose more songs for him. At this point he turns to me and says " I love you would you kill me" I again being a sweet girl told him that I would love to put him out of his misery.
I broke away and made it back to the table with the girls only to be followed by him. Well when he met DorkGryl and NicoleLee and saw how eager we were to help him out with his problem of breathing he left our table. Damn! Let another good kill get away.
NicoleLee decided that her stomach was talking a little to much so we left and made our way to Toxic Hell. Meanwhile I was joined in conversation by mobil with Jofixx. When we arrived at Toxic Hell DorkGyrl and NicoleLee were sad to see we were 10mins too late.
Next stop White Castle!
NicoleLee volunteered to go in and get the sliders. The next 10min consisted of DorkGyrl pulling down her pants and trying to piss in a paper cup to avoid White Castle's bathroom and Jofixx telling me how SICK we were. The cup trick didn't work and she gave in and faced the restroom that she was dreading. My damn cell kept dropping my call with fixx so we had a chopped up conversation of how sick we were.
Back to NicoleLee's!
DorkGyrl finished her sliders and my cell dropped my call for the last time and we went home to pass out.
Night consisted of: Overwieght Stephen King, fake puke, almost murder, sliders, pissing in cups, dropped calls, and then unconsciousness.
Today I am dealing with the smell of DorkGyrl's foul ass due to sliders. Save me
After one more shot I tried to make my way to the jukebox to play some tunes and was greeted by a stranger that felt the need to help me. I picked my tunes and he decided to join in by placing a large bill into the jukebox which gave him 18 songs. He couldn't master the workings of a jukebox so being the nice person that I am I choose more songs for him. At this point he turns to me and says " I love you would you kill me" I again being a sweet girl told him that I would love to put him out of his misery.
I broke away and made it back to the table with the girls only to be followed by him. Well when he met DorkGryl and NicoleLee and saw how eager we were to help him out with his problem of breathing he left our table. Damn! Let another good kill get away.
NicoleLee decided that her stomach was talking a little to much so we left and made our way to Toxic Hell. Meanwhile I was joined in conversation by mobil with Jofixx. When we arrived at Toxic Hell DorkGyrl and NicoleLee were sad to see we were 10mins too late.
Next stop White Castle!
NicoleLee volunteered to go in and get the sliders. The next 10min consisted of DorkGyrl pulling down her pants and trying to piss in a paper cup to avoid White Castle's bathroom and Jofixx telling me how SICK we were. The cup trick didn't work and she gave in and faced the restroom that she was dreading. My damn cell kept dropping my call with fixx so we had a chopped up conversation of how sick we were.
Back to NicoleLee's!
DorkGyrl finished her sliders and my cell dropped my call for the last time and we went home to pass out.
Night consisted of: Overwieght Stephen King, fake puke, almost murder, sliders, pissing in cups, dropped calls, and then unconsciousness.
Today I am dealing with the smell of DorkGyrl's foul ass due to sliders. Save me
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And that kill me pick up line sucks
this one is the funniest pick up line I have ever heard(yet disturbing in a way) "Hey baby could you tell me... Does this rag smell like cloriform"?
Very wrong but when this person told me to use it I almost died laughing (and I mean the line not cloriform)
LG