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Ha ha, my punk ass brother is there by himself with only his skateboard and too much cash, now it looks like he'll have to get by with drinking in pubs and picking up beautiful Australian women, sucka... doesn't even get to skate, ha ha ha... oh snap!

Dude I had a friend in high school who was from OZ and she used to fuck me up by telling me about the giant bugs you have there and jumping spiders and shit....AHAHAHAHhhhhhhhh...I HATE bugs. But I love the attitude of the people and even considered taking a contract job to work on some film there and didn't for stupid reasons...wish I had cos the other people that went said they were surfing every day.

p.s. Ever heard of a motorcycle roadracer named Wayne Gardner?