Update: 5/25/05
Those that visit me regularly know I dont talk about my day to day life in these things but today was like a big soft cookie. Well, yesterday actually
1. The weather. 80 degrees. Breezy. Perfect. I spent some time in the sun. Im more Chocolate than Honey Brown right now. (Yes Black people do tan. You can put that in your I know Black People file.)
2. I came home to see that half of my comments were from my dear sweat Jilly. (Gilly and Jilly in the same place at the same time! Down boy.)
3. I copped the new Common CD today. Its been a long time since Ive gotten a cd the day it came out. I read all the credits like I used to when I was a kid. Its really inspiring. I was really getting discouraged as far as music is concerned. I can hardly type right now because I've listening to it right now.
3. Saw and talked to a bunch of people (all at different times) that I hadnt talked to in years.
4. While passing out promo cds I met a guy who I didn't actually mind talking to . He bought the Common CD today too. We had an awful lot in common. (Pun not intended.) We talked on the bus for about 30 min. on my favorite subject. (Hip-hop) This is really weird because 90% of my friends are girls. I think I made a new friend. All together now: Awwwww
5. Went to a short film screening that displayed work from some great artist. I go to them when I can. RES magazine has them every month. They have an after part at the bar around the corner. As I was walking out of the theater a school bus load of beautiful girls literally craws out of the bus (some of them were coming out of the back window) they were all headed towards the bar. It was one of the weirdest things Ive seen. (In west Hollywood that means A LOT.) I usually dont go to the after party and I didnt this time either. The were attractive but in that Los Angeles, Paris Hilton sort of way. I already wanted to go because Peanut Butter Wolf (??????) was DJing. I couldnt though because I had been up all day and i had to be up to work 12 hours the next day so sorry no hook up stories. Besides, I need a suicide girl.
The best part about it:
I didnt even have to use my AK
I had to say, it wa s a good day.
Now onto the part you already read:
LA has a new mayor. Antonio Villaraigosa. Id love to here Arnold try to pronounce that. Hes the first Hispanic mayor in 133 years. I almost didnt vote because I didnt keep up with race and plus I really dont care but I felt it was my civic duty so I did it. The police supported the former Mayor Hahn and since my view is Fuck the police. I voted for Villaraigosa.
21 Answers:
1. Have you tried powdering your balls. Sometimes that works.
2. Because your mother, sister and best friend didnt have a headache.
3. It means to get really excited. Like the present perfect of Crank Ex: "You should have gone to the concert last night. It was hella crunk.
4. Because I always get this bad crick in my neck. Do you know how hard it is for me to get those hairs out of my teeth? Besides you know Im lactose intolerant.
5. No, Ill wait until all the nerds finish seeing it first or just until it comes on HBO. I never saw the first two and I already know how it ends. What's the point?
5. Two bodies in equilibrium will be at the same temperature. That is, once the two objects are not exchanging energy between one another, their respective molecules will have the same temperature. Anything else?
6. Don Knotts
7. Once in college but he had soft hands like a girl.
8. Thats a complete coincidence. I cant help it if Black girls dont like me. I swear I dont have a fetish.
9. Are you kidding me! E. T. would kick Alfs ass.
10. Yeah, I celebrate his entire collection.
11. I have no idea why I havent gotten any testimonials since January.
12. Cause Jill's hot, that's why. (I think that's four in a row now. New record.)
13. Dont worry I dont think she can see us from here. Now pass the binoculars.
14. Im sorry I was just about to tell you then. You seemed so into it. I didnt want to disturb you. Ill tell you next time.... What do you mean no next time!
15. Yeah it did hurt but when I have an erection it turn into a submarine. TOTALLY worth it.
16. I have no idea why he still raps. I had to stop using the word jiggy because of him.
17. I dont know.
18. No, Im not from Philadelphia. That was a joke. But I did get into one little fight and my mom did get scared.
19. I prefer "The Slipnuts" They're always clowning around...
20. What is the name of the one that has the eating disorder? The fucked up one? Mary-Kate? Yeah, I guess her.
21. Because LBJ paid me to. And I acted alone. Grassy Knoll my ass.
2 questions:
1. Is anyone else excited about The Adventures of Pete and Pete being on DVD?
2. Has anyone figured out what the LINK button is for?
Peace out bitches.
LeeHarvey,
You never saw it coming.
p.s. I swear I'll answer your comments in the coming days. Like you really care anyway.
Those that visit me regularly know I dont talk about my day to day life in these things but today was like a big soft cookie. Well, yesterday actually
1. The weather. 80 degrees. Breezy. Perfect. I spent some time in the sun. Im more Chocolate than Honey Brown right now. (Yes Black people do tan. You can put that in your I know Black People file.)
2. I came home to see that half of my comments were from my dear sweat Jilly. (Gilly and Jilly in the same place at the same time! Down boy.)
3. I copped the new Common CD today. Its been a long time since Ive gotten a cd the day it came out. I read all the credits like I used to when I was a kid. Its really inspiring. I was really getting discouraged as far as music is concerned. I can hardly type right now because I've listening to it right now.
3. Saw and talked to a bunch of people (all at different times) that I hadnt talked to in years.
4. While passing out promo cds I met a guy who I didn't actually mind talking to . He bought the Common CD today too. We had an awful lot in common. (Pun not intended.) We talked on the bus for about 30 min. on my favorite subject. (Hip-hop) This is really weird because 90% of my friends are girls. I think I made a new friend. All together now: Awwwww
5. Went to a short film screening that displayed work from some great artist. I go to them when I can. RES magazine has them every month. They have an after part at the bar around the corner. As I was walking out of the theater a school bus load of beautiful girls literally craws out of the bus (some of them were coming out of the back window) they were all headed towards the bar. It was one of the weirdest things Ive seen. (In west Hollywood that means A LOT.) I usually dont go to the after party and I didnt this time either. The were attractive but in that Los Angeles, Paris Hilton sort of way. I already wanted to go because Peanut Butter Wolf (??????) was DJing. I couldnt though because I had been up all day and i had to be up to work 12 hours the next day so sorry no hook up stories. Besides, I need a suicide girl.
The best part about it:
I didnt even have to use my AK
I had to say, it wa s a good day.
Now onto the part you already read:
LA has a new mayor. Antonio Villaraigosa. Id love to here Arnold try to pronounce that. Hes the first Hispanic mayor in 133 years. I almost didnt vote because I didnt keep up with race and plus I really dont care but I felt it was my civic duty so I did it. The police supported the former Mayor Hahn and since my view is Fuck the police. I voted for Villaraigosa.
21 Answers:
1. Have you tried powdering your balls. Sometimes that works.
2. Because your mother, sister and best friend didnt have a headache.
3. It means to get really excited. Like the present perfect of Crank Ex: "You should have gone to the concert last night. It was hella crunk.
4. Because I always get this bad crick in my neck. Do you know how hard it is for me to get those hairs out of my teeth? Besides you know Im lactose intolerant.
5. No, Ill wait until all the nerds finish seeing it first or just until it comes on HBO. I never saw the first two and I already know how it ends. What's the point?
5. Two bodies in equilibrium will be at the same temperature. That is, once the two objects are not exchanging energy between one another, their respective molecules will have the same temperature. Anything else?
6. Don Knotts
7. Once in college but he had soft hands like a girl.
8. Thats a complete coincidence. I cant help it if Black girls dont like me. I swear I dont have a fetish.
9. Are you kidding me! E. T. would kick Alfs ass.
10. Yeah, I celebrate his entire collection.
11. I have no idea why I havent gotten any testimonials since January.
12. Cause Jill's hot, that's why. (I think that's four in a row now. New record.)
13. Dont worry I dont think she can see us from here. Now pass the binoculars.
14. Im sorry I was just about to tell you then. You seemed so into it. I didnt want to disturb you. Ill tell you next time.... What do you mean no next time!
15. Yeah it did hurt but when I have an erection it turn into a submarine. TOTALLY worth it.
16. I have no idea why he still raps. I had to stop using the word jiggy because of him.
17. I dont know.
18. No, Im not from Philadelphia. That was a joke. But I did get into one little fight and my mom did get scared.
19. I prefer "The Slipnuts" They're always clowning around...
20. What is the name of the one that has the eating disorder? The fucked up one? Mary-Kate? Yeah, I guess her.
21. Because LBJ paid me to. And I acted alone. Grassy Knoll my ass.
2 questions:
1. Is anyone else excited about The Adventures of Pete and Pete being on DVD?
2. Has anyone figured out what the LINK button is for?
Peace out bitches.
LeeHarvey,
You never saw it coming.
p.s. I swear I'll answer your comments in the coming days. Like you really care anyway.
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she didnt call me till late sunday.. and we already left the damn town
why are u being mean to my friends?
jk
they just dont understand u yet