This just in: Fat kids love cake. (Even More Random thoughts)
R.I.P. To Dimebag Darrell and all the other victims.
Either you guys:
a. were really busy last week
b. dont love me anymore
c. think Im a sucky writer and shouldnt quit my day job
or maybe Im just spoiled.
In 81 remember the night, I covered myself with baby powder so my black ass could be light/ cause God is white and Bo Derrick is a 10./ I hate my black skin. Its just a sin to be a nigger. Rass Kass The Evil That Men Do.
Its impossible to describe growing up in a country that ignores you. That is until your culture becomes profitable.
The thought that someone could think I was too cool for them is bonkers to me.
Real Talk:
I dont like excessive body hair. A man needs to know how to trim his shit. Sometimes a mans balls are too hairy. You cant get to them like you really want to. There is all this hair in your mouth, too much friction going on. Use some good soaps and make your skin look good. Maybe some baby powder between the balls and ass crack, especially in the summertime when you get all sweaty. In that case, when you come home or we are driving in the car and I feel like giving you head, I know things are all right. I dont want to throw up. Women dont want to suck your balls and they smell like hot dogs. Karrine Super Head Stephens- craniologist to the stars.
Sometimes I wish my mind would stop moving. All my journals could be 10 pages long. Every thought leads to another and its infuriating at times. Daggers told me that I think too much. Captain Obvious strikes agiain.
One thing I hate about my life:
I am completely enamored with someone that could possibly be a figment of my imagination. It cant be healthy to care so much for someone Ive never met.
(blushing)You love doing that to me.
yes I do. but it's not on purpose. I wish alI I had to do all day was think of ways to make you smile. What a great job that would be? Someone save me. (or at least buy her a plane ticket.)
One thing I love about my life:
I went out with a person that could be really good for me. (for those of you keeping score at home, she was giving me the eye.) All the wild things that I think in my head she says/ does out loud. The serious things she thinks in her head I say/ do out loud. We intrigue each other. I think I need someone like her to push me. That is until she becomes a big rock star and stars dating Andre 3000 and completely forgets about me. (or I forget about her and start dating Rosario Dawson.)
Carina Round wrote a song about me:
"I know you feel alone, those pictures are never gonna leave my head
Your tears so heavy, they're breaking down doors inside your head
Someday you're gonna find her, she will be almost blinded
By the light so bright you keep inside your heart, heavy as lead"
Sit Tight
The weather for the past few days in Cali have been so hot. In the morning its cold so I wear a coat but by noon it 84 degrees! So, I end up sweating in my coat. Poor me.
Sometimes I want to carve these words into my chest:
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
one bit on these motherfuckin suckers you're a soldier GET UP!
Stand up for what you believe in, Long as you breathing
They jealous of you man thats the only reason they beefing!
Word are weapons
There is a group of about 100 people that know me as Slim Shady but this journal is long enough so I wont tell the story. Dont cha think?
This journal was brought to you by Uncle Larry's Fun Time Abortion Clinic.
Well bring out the kid in ya.
R.I.P. To Dimebag Darrell and all the other victims.
Either you guys:
a. were really busy last week
b. dont love me anymore
c. think Im a sucky writer and shouldnt quit my day job
or maybe Im just spoiled.
In 81 remember the night, I covered myself with baby powder so my black ass could be light/ cause God is white and Bo Derrick is a 10./ I hate my black skin. Its just a sin to be a nigger. Rass Kass The Evil That Men Do.
Its impossible to describe growing up in a country that ignores you. That is until your culture becomes profitable.
The thought that someone could think I was too cool for them is bonkers to me.
Real Talk:
I dont like excessive body hair. A man needs to know how to trim his shit. Sometimes a mans balls are too hairy. You cant get to them like you really want to. There is all this hair in your mouth, too much friction going on. Use some good soaps and make your skin look good. Maybe some baby powder between the balls and ass crack, especially in the summertime when you get all sweaty. In that case, when you come home or we are driving in the car and I feel like giving you head, I know things are all right. I dont want to throw up. Women dont want to suck your balls and they smell like hot dogs. Karrine Super Head Stephens- craniologist to the stars.
Sometimes I wish my mind would stop moving. All my journals could be 10 pages long. Every thought leads to another and its infuriating at times. Daggers told me that I think too much. Captain Obvious strikes agiain.
One thing I hate about my life:
I am completely enamored with someone that could possibly be a figment of my imagination. It cant be healthy to care so much for someone Ive never met.
(blushing)You love doing that to me.
yes I do. but it's not on purpose. I wish alI I had to do all day was think of ways to make you smile. What a great job that would be? Someone save me. (or at least buy her a plane ticket.)
One thing I love about my life:
I went out with a person that could be really good for me. (for those of you keeping score at home, she was giving me the eye.) All the wild things that I think in my head she says/ does out loud. The serious things she thinks in her head I say/ do out loud. We intrigue each other. I think I need someone like her to push me. That is until she becomes a big rock star and stars dating Andre 3000 and completely forgets about me. (or I forget about her and start dating Rosario Dawson.)
Carina Round wrote a song about me:
"I know you feel alone, those pictures are never gonna leave my head
Your tears so heavy, they're breaking down doors inside your head
Someday you're gonna find her, she will be almost blinded
By the light so bright you keep inside your heart, heavy as lead"
Sit Tight
The weather for the past few days in Cali have been so hot. In the morning its cold so I wear a coat but by noon it 84 degrees! So, I end up sweating in my coat. Poor me.
Sometimes I want to carve these words into my chest:
Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
one bit on these motherfuckin suckers you're a soldier GET UP!
Stand up for what you believe in, Long as you breathing
They jealous of you man thats the only reason they beefing!
Word are weapons
There is a group of about 100 people that know me as Slim Shady but this journal is long enough so I wont tell the story. Dont cha think?
This journal was brought to you by Uncle Larry's Fun Time Abortion Clinic.
Well bring out the kid in ya.
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flipmuhpina:
Your welcome. Oh, they might charge you to buy a box, so if you have your own make sure to use that. LOL
sassylass:
