ikonoklast

new style ass shaving...

today i will break a glass and chaw on the peices and swallow. i need to get those hairs taken care of between my asscheecks that are too small to shave. so i will shit out glass shards and hopefully this will take care of it.

so, last night i got to fist this girl. i am thankfull for that this thanksgiving. needless to say sex sucked after that. i have very big hands. i guess in the future ill stick to fisting after i cum, or find a girls that loves fisting and anal.

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jaeiam:

Ryan? Are you serious?

Dec 5, 2003

ikonoklast:

well duh

Dec 6, 2003

yeah, so i have no friends. i dont care either. i only hang out with myself in my cave. my cave has cool shit in it. tonight ill get drunk with myself. again. maybe ill get a little action with my blow up sheep.

jaeiam:

You are a looney toon. You choose not to have friends.

Nov 9, 2003

dont forget. dont forget, im the shit.

jaeiam:

You smell like it ....

Oct 20, 2003

caz:

Thanx sweetie forthe site link... loving the Depeche Mode cover

how did you know i wud! hehehe
I might jut have to add you onta my friends listy thing

Oct 28, 2003

i went on a bus adventure today. for 6 hours i rode the city bus and tried to make small talk with fine ass black women. (my nubian queens) i dressed up like flava flav so i could relate and be a funky lookin semi white boy. im the cracker with the platnium tongue.

jaeiam:

Thats funny you should of hit up this side!! We have these beautiful big booty bitches around here!

Sep 23, 2003

today. i feel good. i unfortunatly dont smell too good. i had a good time last night. cause...

A. My friend Jeremys Birthing day and i got to soam him in beer and water and stuff a tampon up his nose.

B. i once again got a beer shower by a crowed of shitheads (i call them friends)

C. i bought 80 tampons and 3...
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jaeiam:

I will kill you and you wont like it when you are dead ...if you give my little sister porn again.

Sep 16, 2003

another night and im drunk. whats new. friends laughing and fake laughing. im sick of these fake friends. everyone says "dont move to los angelas, everyones so fake" well? what about scottsdale? what about every where else? well fuck that. yeah i used fuck. im angry. see yall

check my band
www.ikonoklast187.com

and the other shitty one
www.angryfucker.tk

jaeiam:

Lets go do some real shit, Ryan.

Sep 6, 2003

I think i have finally narrowed it down to the four emotions of choice. (which break down to sub-emotions and so on..) 1. horny 2. satisfied 3. agro 4. totally pissed. These also can go in different orders depending how much testosterone is being squeezed from your nuts that day. interestin, very cyclical.

check out the band
www.ikonoklast187.com

and the other scummy one
www.angryfucker.tk

jaeiam:

Ryan you would be practically emotionless if given the choice. So admitting to these four is a good start hun. P.s. when is you next show

Sep 3, 2003

first entry. sorry to kick start your hearts on a bad note. (like anyone is reading this anyway)

If you are going to come to my house to sleep and be a lazy cuntankerous shithead, please refrain from coming over.

check out the band
www.ikonoklast187.com

and our other one
www.angryfucker.tk

jaeiam:

I am like anyone.

Sep 2, 2003