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Kodak moments, pogo sticks, cortisol, robots, and Microsoft MS-DOS

It's crazy time this morning. Get ready, cause this is what a brain looks like without sleep for 2 days. 5am and counting. I want to do photoshop stuff, but my eyes get too droopy. I can't sleep cause when I'm in bed, I don't feel tired at all.
Don't watch tv when you're like this, because you retain far more than you think.

5am facts

1) William Henry Gates III, (Tre to family and friends) used his mom's connections to get Microsoft off the ground. He owns the original DaVinci manuscript of the Vatruvian Man. He paid 30 million for it.
B) Dog the Bounty Hunter is the dumbest man alive. A redneck lost in Hawaii. Mullet and all. He's too stupid to even be a howlie. (from the hawaiian word haole. surfer slang, meaning "wannabe")
3a) In 1975, Japan lead the world in mechanized work forces. They were 23% higher than the second place USA.
Robots making robots.
The end is nigh.
4) Linda Carter is still kinda hot.

Which brings me to an interesting question. If you were a Superhero that was too old to do your job and had to retire. Do you sell out your life story?
Imagine all the things they know. Secret identities, Presidential security information. Locations of all the best resturaunts in NY. Where the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa buried anyways? Something tells me that being a superhero is like being in the Yakuza. You don't retire. You want out? You wanna call it quits? Than it's good to know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, cause you'll be buried right next to him in your very own, personalized 55 gallon drum. Unless if you were like Superman, or the Hulk, and was just too bad ass to be killed off. Hey, I just found another job for Chuck Norris.
I read a blog recently that was one of the most funniest things I ever read, and than was stunned to find that it was "copied" from somewhere else, and was not the blog authors original thoughts. I don't know how to take that. And WHO THE FUCK thought to come up with a website that offered ficticious blogs for people to use on their Myspace profiles. I think I'm a pretty clever guy, but not in a million years would I have come up with an idea like that.

I lack motivation.

So do we have 10 planets, or are we back to 9 again? I guess we'll know for sure in 2015 when LORRI gets to Pluto and sends back photo images. What kills me is that some school wasted 1 million dollars and 12 seniors time and energy to put a space dust collector on the damn thing, and it isn't even comming back. Once it passes Pluto, and Cheron, and hits the Kuiper Belt, it's more gone than a cheating wife "going to the corner store to get smokes and milk"
David Bowie likes to be refered to as Bowie. Hates his first name being used when in reference to himself. How nutty is that?
I hate my new Myspace profile pic. Very unoriginal. I'm going back to hairy vaginas and mad sciensists. Elvis didn't OD. Oh, he's dead, no doubt about it, but not from Oding. He ate himself to death. Talking about eating, dogs are the 5th dirtiest animal alive, because they eat shit.
Chuck Norris is on TV right now. I think he's going to kill Christy Brinkly. You can hear it in his voice. He always cuts her off when she does something stupid, like talk. OOOO, some guy just challanged him on national TV to a workout contest. Chuck laughed for only a second. Than he ripped the guys heart out, took a bite, and handed it to Christy to shut her up. It worked.
I'm going to try and go to sleep. Good night.