I got upgraded to a Platinum General of the Wyvern on Soul Calibur 2 today. That means I'm a better human being than you. Or at least that I have poor quarter-management skills. Either way, I SHALL KNEEL AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME!
As if to top that off, my eBay auction for my David Lynch photography book is already up to $31.00 after...
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As if to top that off, my eBay auction for my David Lynch photography book is already up to $31.00 after...
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Fools, go join the new Blooddawn horror group in the groups listing! Its gonna be rad, and if you don't join, you won't get to be one of the cool kids and we'll all go sit at our little Blooddawn table and throw orange peels at you from across the cafeteria and stuff. And nobody wants that, even if it would result in citrusey goodness....
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penelopelee:
no ninja boots yet. they're being all slow about it. i'm wearing the tabi socks with my giant combat boots, however, so it's some consolation.
boxterjulep:
i am king lamer.
watch me shovel shit.
watch me shovel shit.
Ahh, the thrill of battle. Moreso, the thrill of VICTORY. I got Alex to use the metal sword, and I still ended up victorious in 2/3 matches. Round one saw me outclass him in such a way that the match ended with him on his knees and his own blade at his throat. Ninjas mean business. The second match he got me in a position...
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oso:
congrats on your victories!!
gonna have to teach me that Face Rip O' Doom someday.
so the Skittles see.....they weren't ordinary Skittles, they were some kinda suburban mall rat flavor, Wild Berry or somethin'. believe me, they sucked.
plus my HOT girl is married.
both my HOT girls are married.
and though even my mother sometimes claims i'm evil (sad, but true), i just don't have the energy for home wrecking.
how you like working in a library?
if i could go back and actually attend classes the SHORT time i was enrolled at university, i would have taken Library Science. being an archivist at that undergreound facility outside of K.C. would be my dream job.
that or Pope.
gonna have to teach me that Face Rip O' Doom someday.
so the Skittles see.....they weren't ordinary Skittles, they were some kinda suburban mall rat flavor, Wild Berry or somethin'. believe me, they sucked.
plus my HOT girl is married.
both my HOT girls are married.
and though even my mother sometimes claims i'm evil (sad, but true), i just don't have the energy for home wrecking.
how you like working in a library?
if i could go back and actually attend classes the SHORT time i was enrolled at university, i would have taken Library Science. being an archivist at that undergreound facility outside of K.C. would be my dream job.
that or Pope.
Tomorrow, my fate is decided. A duel, if you will, is to occur. Myself, unarmed, versus Alex, Viking berserker extraordinaire, wielding a wooden blade (I would suggest a metal one, but he's kind of a pacifist, so he probably wouldn't like that). This is in response to a discussion at work today as to whether or not a trained person with no weapons could take...
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oso:
had a friend once who swore he'd take my nunchuks away from me and kick my ass.
he was wrong.
i broke his foot.
let us know how this works out.
he was wrong.
i broke his foot.
let us know how this works out.
Today was a day for ruminating! Ruminating and toast. But not regular toast, DINOSAUR TOAST. Nothing goes better with ruminating than dinosaur toast. And the topic of rumination, you ask? Why feudalism, of course! Sure sure, its easy to romanticize feudal times, but seriously, that must have SUCKED. Living in squalor, omnipresent threat of pestilence, lack of education or hopes for advancement, waking up each...
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monsterjoe:
Thanks for the post. All that from a 19 year old heh? People never fail to amaze me.
I read a lot of Howard and Lovecraft and Burroughs.
I read a lot of Howard and Lovecraft and Burroughs.
Ah, so how was everyone's New Years? Unfortunetly, my fail-proof plan for a drama-free New Years sort of disintegrated. I was planning on just going to my friend's house, watching the Cartoon Network marathon, and generally having a fun fun party event. However, my ex's party ended up being cancelled for poor attendance (hehe), and one of my friends who was going to go there...
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penelopelee:
if i ever get drunk and try to jump your junk, just sock me in the nose. that actually might not work to your advantage though, unless you succeed in actually knocking me out. new year's is ALWAYS insane. i don't think i've ever had a sane one since i stopped chilling with my parents when i was like 14.
Fixed the profile pic, turns out it wasn't the software that was at fault, I was just too braindead to make it operate correctly. Hurrah for teaching oneself how to use things!
I think that this week possibly stands to be almost as sweet as last week (which was Christmas week, so how any week could even come CLOSE to topping that I do not...
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I think that this week possibly stands to be almost as sweet as last week (which was Christmas week, so how any week could even come CLOSE to topping that I do not...
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aoife:
I must have Alien toys. now.
aoife:
I love toys. Action figures and comics make my world go round. And Ridley Scott movies. Too bad no one makes Blade Runner action figures.
Well, after a considerable amount of effort I finally got my new profile pic up, but the quality blows whalecock. Thus, I am going to have to wait until I can get back to a computer lab that has Photoshop so I can fix the sucker up, because Paint Pro certainly isn't doing it and that's the most sophisticated software I've got. Also, I definitely...
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penelopelee:
i have photoshop. i'll give it the old one two, if you want me too.
I've been playing video games pretty much nonstop for the past two or three days, and its taking a toll on my physical health. My thumbs are starting to get nice and sore, which sucks, since it makes shooting guns at evil things harder, and punching people in the face is made no less difficult. However, seeing as this is the direct result of playing...
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sexydevil:
motivation.....lol
(Imagine my old man voice) "Now listen kids. Back when I was your age we followed through on our pranks". You'll never accomplish anything with this attitude"
(Imagine my old man voice) "Now listen kids. Back when I was your age we followed through on our pranks". You'll never accomplish anything with this attitude"
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUICIDE GIRLS! And to celebrate this, the rockingest day of EVER, I shall post lyrics to the most festive song of all.
DRACONIS ALBIONENSIS
It was a time of change. The descendants of the Atlantean mages had fallen before the New Praesidium, and the wolves were baying at the Empire's door. An oppressive new faith was encroaching from the east, and the sylvan...
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DRACONIS ALBIONENSIS
It was a time of change. The descendants of the Atlantean mages had fallen before the New Praesidium, and the wolves were baying at the Empire's door. An oppressive new faith was encroaching from the east, and the sylvan...
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penelopelee:
i get the feeling that if i read that, i might go insane.
merry xmast to you too.
merry xmast to you too.
baphomatic:
and Lartx climbed the great moutain of DunkaLoog, beyond the seas of Narg-al-Feezal, where his vanguished enemies lay forever submerged, never again to return to the 9th portal of the realm of Del Mur Ganaath....
"WHY DO NAZI SKINHEADS WEAR RED SUSPENDERS ANYWAY??!!"
too bad Pee Wee never got to have dinosaur sex....