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i tried frying squid one night, and i dunno what i did wrong, but the stench was near puke-inducing.

the one and only time i tried roasting some lamb i had to pull the smoke alarm off the wall.

so yeah, i eat out alot.

eggs aren't even babies yet, so what you're eating is Flesh & Fetuses!!

which i think sounds even cooler.

whew!

glad to find out those were song lyrics.

i was startin' to worry.

using your sword on one so ignorant would only dishonor the blade.

i think it best to stick to your Ninja Face Rip of Doom in cases like this.

Gamera kicks ass.

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ZOMBIE LAKE .

i managed to dodge that bullet. i think only one of my friends actually ever met her.

t'wasn't a proper relationship kinda deal. she offered a "just friends with benefits" deal, and i was dumb enough to believe her.

at least i wear my evilness on my sleeve where people can see it. not my fault if they don't believe it until it's too late....muuhaaahaaaaa.....

Well, I was able to relent on said plans, thoroughly reasserting my status as a BOYISH BOY and I thought I was on the verge of making her go away, when she...well...she just didn't. I don't get it. I called her a bleeding ENERGY VAMPIRE! And in all seriousness, too, there was not a hint of mirth in the statement. Yet still, she persists. I think I may have to follow through with your idea after all, Jen, as none of mine seem to have the least bit of effecacy. Oh well, at least I don't have to hang out with her now.

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moving far far away always helps for me.....

but what about the vodka?
i'm sure there should be vodka in there somewhere.

oh yeah, carnies. i'll use brake fluid instead.

i did copy out the recipe. gonna give it a try this summer. bitter cold doesn't really put me in a lemonade drinking mood.

you pretty much described how i was a coupla years ago.

i used to get invited to parties all the time, just 'cos people wanted to see what i'd do or say next. you get to feel kinda pressured after awhile.



by the way, i really appreciated your Pol Pot referrence. the first car i got when i was 16, i tore the head off a little toy man, mounted it on a toothpick, and stuck it in the dashboard. my friends asked what it was for, and i told them that my dashboard was going to be a diorama showcasing Man's Inhumanity To Man, and that i was starting out with a representation of the Killing Fields.

they believed me. i'd really just been fucking around.

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i dunno...seeing some guy get naked and then start waving a ninjato around......that might make you a ton of tips. just from fear alone.

since i gave you the idea, i expect 10%.

john allen so almost did that.

didn't Buck Henry's character die in that one. like he worked at Kodak and some guys threw him out the window, but it didn't break the first time, and he apologised for it. if i remember right, it was about the only bit i really enjoyed.

on a more personal note....FUCK Mao, FUCK Stalin, FUCK Pol Pot.......IDIOTS, each and every one. Communism sounds good on paper, until you take into account that it was written by some fat German fuck who never worked hard labor in his life, and HUMAN FUCKING NATURE!!!

jesus christ.....i understand how the idea can appeal to people who are getting screwed over, but c'mon......after a day, anyone can see that it's a pipe dream.

pardon me....commies are one of my pet peeves.


plus i been drinkin'.

Andreas Schnaas, he did all the "Violent Shit" movies. Its a total fucking joke. They've over dubbed skinny white guys with black dude's voices....definitely worth a watch after you've had a few hits from the bong....

To Live.

i will definately check that out. i THINK i saw Raise The Red Lantern, but it must not have made an impression on me.

if you have an interest in the Cultural Revolution, check out the book Red China Blues: My Long March from Mao to Now by Jan Wong. i just reread it and it was just as good as the first time.