Wednesday Feb 12, 2003

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Str: 13
Int: 10
Wis: 17
Dex: 15
Con: 15
Chr: 18

If I were a Dungeons and Dragons character, those would be my stats. I dunno what that means for sure, since I play CoC, but I think it means I'm annihilation incarnate.


GET YOUR OWN AD+D STATS, HO!
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meempants:
See, I knew there was a reason I carried a knife around. Now it's all clear.
derezzed:
Hey that's pretty damn cool. Heres mine

Str: 9
Int: 11
Wis: 16
Dex: 19
Con: 14
Chr: 13

I think I'd make a good thief.

Tuesday Feb 11, 2003

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Tonight I scored an ubersweet clear Baltan figure on eBay. Hopefully this is the only cash I spend on frivolous things for myself for a while, as I gotta save up for the MOVIE! There are plenty of fun things that need bought for that, and all other things can wait! Things like that Hammerfall comic/CD set...and the new Dreamevil album...and that totally sweet Semi-Interval...
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oso:
you forget the new Joe Lansdale book.

it's reeeaaally gooood!!!

Sunday Feb 09, 2003

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I've been a journal slacker lately, and haven't been updating the hizz'ouse to the extent it needs updated. But that's coz busy ensued! BUSY!

So I'm thinking of starting a gang, because us disenfranchised youth need a collective to assemble under. A METAL gang, if you will, thus making all members TRUE BROTHERS OF METAL. I suppose sisters of metal are not inconcievable as well,...
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oso:
i don't have to grow my hair long or wear black exclusively do i??

otherwise i'm game.
gstrife:
holy shit...thanks dude, Hammerfall kicks ass!!!

Thursday Feb 06, 2003

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Woke up this morning and I felt like a truck ran over me. Close enough, it was a 300 pound guy choking me out. However counterintuitive as it sounds, its a wonderful feeling to hurt all over and know it is the pain of battle. These dudes know ground fighting, and they know it WELL. I have a few tricks in my bag, but when...
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norritt:
where is this submission figt thing?
I know ill get my ass kicked but still
oso:
i like my doctor, he's pretty cool for one of the "un-enlightened".

i think i'll spare him.

Tuesday Feb 04, 2003

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Hmmm...tomorrow is my first night attending the "Pittsburgh Submission Fighter's Club." I don't exactly know what to expect, but I think its a bunch of guys getting together to beat each other up, more or less. This sounds like fun.

Hehe, and this Friday is the Leftover Crack show. Now generally I would probably skip out on this, but Anti-Flag (hehehehe) its playing, so of...
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oso:
i hear what you're saying. it's just not working for me anymore. i need a success or three for a change.

lemme know how your fight club thingy goes. hope you kick some serious ass.

Friday Jan 31, 2003

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ROCK ROCK ROCK!

I got in the finals for the Japanese Room scholarship here. That means its between me and one other person to see who rocks hard enough to get $2 grand to go to Japan. They haven't got a chance, but nevertheless, WEALTH AND GLORY TO THE WINNER.

And I get home from finding out about that only to get a call from...Manowar!...
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oso:
where would you be going to school?

i had a friend who studied in Tokyo for a year. i think he went to Sofia(sp?) University.

hope ya get it, but if you do, you gotta keep in the site and give us updates on your life in the Land of the Rising Sun.

Wednesday Jan 29, 2003

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Tonight was the ROCK AND ROLL ROADTRIP TO WAL-MART! Getting groceries has never been more exciting. Well, perhaps it has...but still! I got Mongolian Fire Oil and Fruity Pebbles, so all will be forced to BOW AT THE SOUND OF MY NAME! I also got to explain to my friend Nick how vegetarians are fooled into not eating meat by the government. That's because the...
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oso:
my argument has always been, my eyes face forward, like all carnivores. thus. i eat meat. i'm a creature of nature.
you're either a predator, or you're prey.
that's how it works.

okay, maybe not the best argument, but that's all the energy i'm willing to put into it.

what's Mongolian Fire Oil?
sounds dangerous.
i gotta see if they carry that around here.

i dunno what it is about little kids looking like that, but i do think that wearing saddle shoes at an early age obviously promotes intelligence and taste later in life.....

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oso:
but what if it turns out that I AM the Force(s) of Darkness?

what do i do then?

no one's gonna hire me with that on my resume.....

Sunday Jan 26, 2003

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Rest in peace, Otomo, and may a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest. Yup, it finally happened. Nyarlathotep, the Vinegaroon, got real hungry and real pissed off, and managed to find a way to break into Otomo the Tarantula's side of the terrarium. This ended with Otomo in tiny little pieces all over the sand and Nyarlathotep with a noticeably distended belly. Can't...
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oso:
my sincere condolences.

i hate to sound like a prick, and i KNOW that if you had been there you would have saved the day, BUT if it HAD to happen, it would have been kinda cool to watch, don't ya think?
maybe that's just me.

i haven't started the new Lansdale book yet. i'm in the middle of 2 novels, and then today i picked up Conspiranoia. i'll prolly finish that one first.
the Joe R. book is one of his Hap/Leonard series. i dunno if you've read any of those yet, but i highly recommend 'em.

check out his website too. i think you'd like it. he has his own fighting system that he teaches down in Texas too.
meempants:
Er, what's a vinegaroon? Some sort of snake, yes? My condolences.

Wednesday Jan 22, 2003

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I feel ENERGETIC! I was bouncing off the walls here so I decided to go to the training-type area and get some ninja out of me, and I gotta tell you I got some serious ninja out. Now I feel really good, which makes me not want to do homework. Homework BLOOOOWS. But I also want to pass school, so I suppose I will have...
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freudianstrip:
Reminds me of a sign a friend of mine saw... in an auto parts store, no less...

"COMPLAINT DEPT - To have your complaint addressed, step outside and say the following: HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR"

bok
jovanka:
Redneck Zombies.

What an awful movie....what do we expect from Llyod Kaufman...wink

Monday Jan 20, 2003

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Score. I nailed a totally sweet Baltan toy on eBay today. Squeeze his legs and his arms go UP! Apparently he's from some obscure Ultraman show in the mid-90's that featured everyone as PUPPETS! How rad is THAT? I need to find videos of this... Unfortunetly, my obsessive compulsive love for Baltan may be my own undoing. Stupid Japan has decided on making like 5...
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oso:
thanks man. i be alright, it's prolly nothing.

when i was in Madrid i passed a toy store that had 12 inch action figures of World War II Waffen SS soldiers, Hermann Goering, AND Adolf Hitler.
with staff car.

now the Nazis were evil evil evil. no denying that, but c'mon!! too bad the cheapest private was still $70.

Cthulu Action Ninja Squad....i like the sound of that.
you get it drawn up, you gotta share with us.
oso:
just read your post in the If I Were To Kill Myself thread...genius.

almost spewed all over my keyboard.
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