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First and foremost, big shout-outs to all my homies who wished me well over the scholarship. It wove an armor of protective positivity around my very soul, and for this I am eternally grateful.

BUT! The big important news of today is this: anyone remember my skeletal plans for a heavy metal gang? REVISED! What's more heavy metal than a gang, I ask you? A war-band of course, just like in Mad Max! And as such, over the course of the last several days Pittsburgh's own official Heavy Metal War-Band has been born, and it is good. I present to you...

THE LEGION OF THE BLOODHAMMER

Of course, I get to be Warlord...but we already have five whole members. To my knowledge that's better than any other war-band in the city! And this one is HEAVY METAL! I mean take a look at our current member roster:

Warlord Ricky, tormenter of the heathenish mortal wormcast, Annihilation incarnate, chosen one, and The doom that came to Sarnath (pending discovery of any other friends of Bokrug the Water Lizard)

Grande Chancellor Alexander, Viking master of realpolitik

High Inquisitor Thomas, chieftan of the 14th plane

Fair maiden kitty zombie of 13 deaths Jenna L'Atour

And lastly...

Supreme Mistress of Indecision Kat (title pending her actually coming up with a real one)

Of course we have many ready to swell the ranks after the apocalypse comes, they are simply not yet ready for the exciting life of conquest and pillaging that a war-band entails. Fools! Memberfolks are of course welcome to join in on the fun, provided they submit sufficient infidel-slaying credentials.

On the LEGION OF THE BLOODHAMMER agenda for the near future: tomorrow night PILLAGE AND RAZING IN THE SOUTH SIDE! WOOOOOOOOO!!!