I've been a journal slacker lately, and haven't been updating the hizz'ouse to the extent it needs updated. But that's coz busy ensued! BUSY!
So I'm thinking of starting a gang, because us disenfranchised youth need a collective to assemble under. A METAL gang, if you will, thus making all members TRUE BROTHERS OF METAL. I suppose sisters of metal are not inconcievable as well, but thus far brothers will have to suffice.
See, the reasoning behind needing a gang is the existence of some lame "rockabilly" gang around these parts known as "The Drifters." Apparently they just put on matching leather coats and sit around bars and stuff and call themselves a gang. That is unacceptible! Gangs are supposed to get protection money and have rumbles and drag races and cause havoc havoc havoc! Not just sit around and wear matching jackets! If we let people like this run around as the "Pittsburgh gang of cool dudes, inc." we're gonna give Pittsburgh a BAD NAME! That's why we need a METAL GANG. One that does METAL THINGS, like go slayering! Or drive around an old 1980's IROC and play really loud old Maiden! Or even Ministry! Or ARMORED SAINT!
Anyone on here want to be an honorary member?
So I'm thinking of starting a gang, because us disenfranchised youth need a collective to assemble under. A METAL gang, if you will, thus making all members TRUE BROTHERS OF METAL. I suppose sisters of metal are not inconcievable as well, but thus far brothers will have to suffice.
See, the reasoning behind needing a gang is the existence of some lame "rockabilly" gang around these parts known as "The Drifters." Apparently they just put on matching leather coats and sit around bars and stuff and call themselves a gang. That is unacceptible! Gangs are supposed to get protection money and have rumbles and drag races and cause havoc havoc havoc! Not just sit around and wear matching jackets! If we let people like this run around as the "Pittsburgh gang of cool dudes, inc." we're gonna give Pittsburgh a BAD NAME! That's why we need a METAL GANG. One that does METAL THINGS, like go slayering! Or drive around an old 1980's IROC and play really loud old Maiden! Or even Ministry! Or ARMORED SAINT!
Anyone on here want to be an honorary member?
otherwise i'm game.