RADNESS ENSUES! Haha, mongoloid producer Greg decided to have a crew meeting for the movie I'm working on tonight, but then he decided not to come. See, he's too busy waiting for the wifey to come home so they can spend quality time, i.e. he's totally pussy-whipped. THUS, we decided to can the stupid meeting. Now a bore-night has become a FUN NIGHT! Sold me some crappy CDs, so now I have $11 (enough to go to the GUN SHOW TOMORROW!) and I don't even have to go listen to Greg babble on for hours on end about whatever stupid movie he's "directing" right now, instead I get to go play video games with my friends and cause havoc and destruction across the land! And now? Now is the time for BACON AND EGGS! Flesh and babies for dinner!
which i think sounds even cooler.