Work was kind of weird today...there were mad sexual allusions everywhichway, and bizzarreness ensued. In the end, my friend Guy (thats short for Gaiden, or something) ended up putting on this weird 4-way rubber band over his pants as a thong and I had to promise to give this girl Sarah a lapdance on her birthday. Whenever things end up in that sort of disarray, you just have to wonder where they even started. Either way, it was mad fun.
In connection with that, I heard male strippers make lots of money, and you don't necessarily have to fit a precise "mold" to be one. This is intriguing, because money is nice to have around, and it doesn't sound like a difficult calling. However, I don't think I'd cut it, especially not around here. I imagine these folks would want to see bikers or sailors or some such thing, and the idea of a ninja boy taking his clothes off to the chords off Basket of Death Yakuza's Reverse Bukkake would probably not score me many tips. But hey, even though working in a library is not as lucrative, at least I get better hours! SO THERE.
In connection with that, I heard male strippers make lots of money, and you don't necessarily have to fit a precise "mold" to be one. This is intriguing, because money is nice to have around, and it doesn't sound like a difficult calling. However, I don't think I'd cut it, especially not around here. I imagine these folks would want to see bikers or sailors or some such thing, and the idea of a ninja boy taking his clothes off to the chords off Basket of Death Yakuza's Reverse Bukkake would probably not score me many tips. But hey, even though working in a library is not as lucrative, at least I get better hours! SO THERE.
since i gave you the idea, i expect 10%.